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Yeah, yeah. You call that a mad scientist? I've seen madder science in my daughter's school fair, son. And I ain't impressed by you, either. So you're a bad enough dude to save the President -- so what? I write my own name in every four years. You made John Garrett look stupid? His mustache got there first. It's pitiful. You want to deal? Want your people in from the cold with a backrub from Uncle Sam? We need more from you, fella. We need the big crazy.
And what's bigger and crazier than A.I.M. vs. S.H.I.E.L.D., you ask? How about... A.I.M. vs. A.I.M.? Every iteration. Every splinter group. Every yellow jumpsuit -- gone. In just 24 hours. Starting here -- starting now. Sit back and watch, General... because the grand finale is about to begin.