Rocket Raccoon (Earth-616)/Quotes

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I'm not packin' enough laser-power to drive that automaton back to its own territory! Time for a new strategy! Running!

—Incredible Hulk Vol 1 271

Never doubt a raccoon.

—War of Kings Vol 1 3

My home is a lunatic asylum? I'm beginning to understand why I've blocked out so many memories.

—Annihilators Vol 1 2

Another one? There's another one of me?

—Guardians of the Galaxy: Infinite Comic Vol 1 2

Blam! Murdered you.

—Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 2

That's it! You can attack me, you can call me names, but no one -- NO ONE -- touches my blaster!

—Free Comic Book Day Vol 2014 Rocket Raccoon

I have a theory! We shouldn't have come here! Ever!

—Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 15

Yeah, buddy! Reach inside that stupid %$@# and make him bleed out his mother %#@$ $#@&% and then @#$% his %$&#!

—Rocket Raccoon Vol 2 1

I know he's not exactly an Avenger or even a Great Lakes Avenger, but when you're framed for murder this far out in the galaxy you have to get creative.

—Rocket Raccoon Vol 2 2

Come on, Groot, let's blow this late '90s joint before he starts blasting Prodigy up in here.

—Rocket Raccoon Vol 2 9

This is complete gorg $@#%!

—Rocket Raccoon Vol 2 10

I bet you've got a lot to say... Well... Don't worry... I'm all ears, pal.

—Groot Vol 1 2

See... Me? I don't really care about people--I spend most of my time shooting them. But Groot... Groot likes people. Always sees the best in them. Gives 'em a shot. And even if it hurts, he always goes out of his way to help. Groot makes friends everywhere he goes... He puts himself out there... Even when he shouldn't.

—Groot Vol 1 4

This is Knowhere, baby. Don't let this total disaster fool you, we guard it...

—Guardians of Knowhere Vol 1 4

I like her too. I like our new Star-Lord.

—Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 4 1

What in the unholy #%$ϵ@ is going on here? You. You come here, pop out of a cell like some sort of stripper at a birthday of death, and lay waste to half my guards. I'm Lord Rakzoon! Who the $@#% are... you?

—Rocket Raccoon and Groot Vol 1 1

Hey, guys? Guys? Remember before when we didn't die? I knew if we waited long enough we'd get another chance to do it properly!

—Guardians of Infinity Vol 1 3

Don't worry about what I'm gonna do with this dumb planet and its dumb people. Worry about getting that camera out of my face before I boom! Murder you!

—Rocket Raccoon and Groot Vol 1 2

And all the while, in the middle of all the that crazy, despite the certain death stuff, I was still looking for an angle. The out. The fluke. The miracle play. That one opportunity. That one break. The genius way we could combine our skills or exploit their weaknesses, and bust out of that death trap alive. Like I told you, I'm a tactical genius. Always looking, always looking, no matter how hopeless things seem... and there was none. We were dead. Certain death. Curtains. Good-night. Then the sun came out.

—Guardians of Infinity Vol 1 4

Sure I took out one of the galaxy's worst dictators alone. Convinced all these dummies that I was worse than their dummy boss. I may have even sentenced a few people to some pretty dark $%#@, but that's all a by-product of the universe's best troll ever.

—Rocket Raccoon and Groot Vol 1 3

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Brakes on, team! No one's addressing the really important thing the big dude just said... the part about removing my brain! I am absolutely not down with that! It's my second favorite organ!

—Guardians of Infinity Vol 1 5

No, you don't understand. Right now, Groot "The God" is out there figuring out how to get me out of here. Maybe if you stop being... you, then I'll consider leaving the door open on my way out.

—Rocket Raccoon and Groot Vol 1 5

Hey! I'm a brain in a jar now, sharing a body of a lunatic demigod with a bunch of other evicted noggins! I do what I'm told, Stella, and I did not choose this, so get off my back!

—Guardians of Infinity Vol 1 7

We both know who's better at everything, and his name rhymes with Smocket Smaccoon.

—Rocket Raccoon and Groot Vol 1 6

No. Hard no. Why would we go to some stupid funeral? It's always the same stupid speech. "He was a kind, caring soul, blah blah blah, such a tragic loss, blah blah, he will live on in our smiles and songs."

—Rocket Raccoon and Groot Vol 1 7

Gotta be the ugliest human I've ever seen, and I hang out with Peter Quill.

—Deadpool: Too Soon? Infinite Comic Vol 1 3

Because, Symbiote-Boy, "out here" is better than Earth. You know how I know? Because half of you goobers lived on Earth and now you're out here wit' me. And I ain't no picnic. So Earth must suck.

—Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 4 11

So which one are you? Is Cable also a girl now?

—Rocket Raccoon and Groot Vol 1 8

I'm trying to find a way off this planet.

—Rocket Raccoon Vol 3 1

You can say it. You thought I was a raccoon who just happened to get into a bar fight.

—Rocket Raccoon Vol 3 2

I know I told ya to face your fears, but you're still on fire!

—Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 4 1.MU

I'm not paying for that.

—Rocket Raccoon Vol 3 4

This is your last hunt, @#$!*@!

—Rocket Raccoon Vol 3 5

We need to go back for Groot!

—I Am Groot Vol 1 1

What really happened, Quill?

—Guardians of the Galaxy: Mother Entropy Vol 1 5

You're relieved, Froggy. I'll be defending myself today.

—Rocket Vol 1 2

Yeah, there's always a cost. Like, you ever hear somebody say, "I came back to life, and nothing bad happened because of it"? Nobody has ever said those words.

—All-New Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 1 6

Ugh. This body's even worse than I thought it'd be. You're the Devil, you know that?

—Rocket Vol 1 5

Lemme get this straight! We cooked up two of the craziest heists that anybody ever pulled off, just so the Grandmaster could test the Collector to make sure nobody had put a whammy on him? I better get my money. And you guys better hope the Gardener wasn't the one that hurt Groot -- or you're not gonna have to be doing any guessin' about whose wastin' Cosmic Elderlies and whatnot. 'cause I'll mulch his old moldy ass.

—All-New Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 1 10

Yeah, not that you didn't have us scared. You must have passed out after you ejected, had a weird dream or somethin'.

—I Am Groot Vol 1 5

I don't... don't know what happened. What happened to me. I lost something... I don't even know when, or what it was...

—Rocket Vol 1 6

Groot says his new weird plant thing doesn't know where the stones are, but he knows we're not the only ones looking.

—All-New Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 1 12

"Wakanda forever"? If you say so, lady.

—Shuri Vol 1 3

Well, Hell. I can't exactly go save the galaxy in my current condition, can I?

—Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 5 8

Business as usual. I think that's our motive.

—Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 6 8

I'll tell you all something I've learned over the years with my friends. You can save the galaxy and take down scores. You can save millions of people by killing a few bad ones. You can do it all -- you just gotta tell yourself, and believe it when you say it -- "I'm the baddest mother @#$&#$% in the whole universe."