Scott Lang (Earth-616)/Quotes

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The only persuading you're going to do, punk, is convincing the dentist to put all of your teeth back in the right place!

—Marvel Premiere Vol 1 47

... I still have the strength of a normal-sized man.

—Iron Man Vol 1 133

My daughter'd kill me if everyone found out my secret identity before she did.

—Avengers Vol 1 196

Hey, when you've seen "Raiders of the Lost Ark" twenty-seven times, jumping from one speeding object to another becomes second nature!

—Avengers Vol 1 223

That's my daughter you're endangering! That's something you'd better be prepared to answer for -- to me and the rest of the Heroes for Hire!

—Heroes for Hire Vol 1 7

Uhh... We came as friends and something went wrong.

—Heroes for Hire Vol 1 15

I have a question! ... Well...this Zodiac thing...it's a key, right? So what's it unlock?

—Avengers Vol 3 59

So I'm getting punished for being seen with the Avengers.

—Avengers Vol 3 62

My name is Scott Lang. I've been a lot of things in my life. I'm an engineer, a designer, a nanotech specialist, a teacher, a father, a super hero... And it sounds like, in a few weeks, I'm going to be the head of the Future Foundation for a few minutes.

—FF Vol 2 1

So far so good, right?

—Fantastic Four Vol 4 2

We will fight Doom on every front. Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Morally. We will strip Doom of his escape routes. We will strip Doom of his defenses. We will strip Doom of his hostages. We will strip him of his armies, his magicks, his sciences. Of his very armor until only Victor von Doom, only the man himself, stands before us. And that is when the fight truly begins. My fight.

—FF Vol 2 14

Cassie gave her life to ensure I had another shot at living mine. Maybe it's time I finally accepted her gift.

—FF Vol 2 16

My name is Scott Lang. I'm Ant-Man...yadda yadda yadda. You've heard it all before. Truth is, I've always been kind of a lousy super hero. And before that, I was a failed criminal, a convict, and a terrible husband. Not much of a resumé even if you do print it single-sided, I guess. But I got this little girl here--and I am going to do right by her. I am gonna be a good dad. I pull that off? I'm calling it a win.

—Ant-Man Vol 1 1

I love you so much, Cassie. You're the best thing that ever happened to me. My reason for...well, everything. But it's like they always say--sometimes, when you really love someone? The best thing you can for them...is let them go.

—Ant-Man Vol 1 5

Wait a second -- you don't want this guy to steal S.H.I.E.L.D.'s stuff -- because you wanna steal S.H.I.E.L.D.'s stuff!

—Astonishing Ant-Man Vol 1 3

So yeah -- being Cassie's hero is all I've ever wanted in life. Heck, the only reason I even put on this suit in the first place was for her -- And now it's the thing that's pushing us apart. I'm halfway tempted to throw this helmet into the ocean -- But then, who am I kidding? It's not the costume's fault -- It's me.

—Astonishing Ant-Man Vol 1 4

Don't play games with me, Power Broker! I know you took my daughter -- where is she?!

—Astonishing Ant-Man Vol 1 7

This isn't a trap. I really am trying to offer you morons a job!

—Astonishing Ant-Man Vol 1 8

Cue Ocean's Eleven soundtrack.

—Astonishing Ant-Man Vol 1 9

I mean. normally in a situation where I had to fight Venom, Rhino, and the Green Goblin, I'd be shaking in my ant-boots, but there's something about your adorable little faces. I just want to give 'em a big squeeze!

—Marvel Tsum Tsum Vol 1 2

"Sure, Scott! You can go to bed early for once! You can definitely get a full night's sleep for once without waking up to your country being taken over by a splitty guy while your business is sabotaged by a robot man in an unrelated disaster!"

—Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol 2 13

If I die I want my gravestone to read "Here lies Scott Lang, he died as he lived: knowing that Squirrel Girl's plan was megabad all along."

—Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol 2 14

Oh, no. No, no, no. I'm not growing -- you're shrinking! Stop!

—Ant-Man & the Wasp Vol 1 2

Cassie's inside, and you better hurry -- she's itching to jump into that new game with you.

—Marvel and Dell Present: Ant-Man & Wasp Vol 1 1

Oh, honey. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Fathers don't need to be impressed. Fathers love you for who you are, not what you do. You hear me?

—Ant-Man & the Wasp Vol 1 4

You said it yourself earlier. We've shrunk so small that we've become living quantum particles. Bound together. We're entangled.

—Ant-Man & the Wasp Vol 1 5

Mornin', fellas! Did we try to befriend a doggy again?

—Giant-Man Vol 1 2

You think this was my plan?! I moved to Florida to be close to you and build a life, but my security business went belly-up and then I found out that guarding the galaxy and fighting ice giants doesn't pay anything. And you know who really didn't want to hear it? My landlord. So yes, my place is that ant hill! Why does it matter?!

—Ant-Man Vol 2 1

I'm not protecting the Nazi Bee Man -- want to make that very clear. But I'm not giving you anything until I know what's going on here.

—Ant-Man Vol 2 2

...Yeah, well I beat up Doctor Doom once!

—Scott Lang (Earth-616)

Ant-Man

Wait! Before we separate, I have something to say. Each of us has a different power! If we combined forces, we could be almost unbeatable!

War Machine

You mean...work as a team?!

Thunderstrike

There is much good we might do!

War Machine

What do you say, guys?

All of them

NAAHHH!

—Thunderstrike Vol 1 21

Scott Lang

Would you like to go out on a date?

Jessica Jones

F*ck! A fancy date?

Scott Lang

Yes. A fancy date.

Jessica Jones

Better be damn fancy. You got a lot riding on it.

—Alias Vol 1 21

Giant-Man

All right, fine -- well, I know someone was going to become the next Ant-Man eventually.

Ant-Man

Obviously.

Giant-Man

And here's the thing -- you don't want the next guy to become the world's greatest super hero or whatever, you know? I mean I never would've lived that down. So when you came along, I thought, oh, thank God -- he'll be perfect.

Ant-Man

You're an ass.

—Ant-Man Annual Vol 1 1

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