Scott Lang (Earth-616)/Quotes

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Quotes by Scott Lang (Earth-616)

Oh, no. No, no, no. I'm not growing -- you're shrinking! Stop!

--Scott Lang (Earth-616)

Oh, honey. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Fathers don't need to be impressed. Fathers love you for who you are, not what you do. You hear me?

--Scott Lang (Earth-616)

You said it yourself earlier. We've shrunk so small that we've become living quantum particles. Bound together. We're entangled.

--Scott Lang (Earth-616)

My name is Scott Lang. I'm Ant-Man...yadda yadda yadda. You've heard it all before. Truth is, I've always been kind of a lousy super hero. And before that, I was a failed criminal, a convict, and a terrible husband. Not much of a resumé even if you do print it single-sided, I guess. But I got this little girl here--and I am going to do right by her. I am gonna be a good dad. I pull that off? I'm calling it a win.

--Scott Lang (Earth-616)

I love you so much, Cassie. You're the best thing that ever happened to me. My reason for...well, everything. But it's like they always say--sometimes, when you really love someone? The best thing you can for them...is let them go.

--Scott Lang (Earth-616)

Wait a second -- you don't want this guy to steal S.H.I.E.L.D.'s stuff -- because you wanna steal S.H.I.E.L.D.'s stuff!

--Scott Lang (Earth-616)

So yeah -- being Cassie's hero is all I've ever wanted in life. Heck, the only reason I even put on this suit in the first place was for her -- And now it's the thing that's pushing us apart. I'm halfway tempted to throw this helmet into the ocean -- But then, who am I kidding? It's not the costume's fault -- It's me.

--Scott Lang (Earth-616)

Don't play games with me, Power Broker! I know you took my daughter -- where is she?!

--Scott Lang (Earth-616)

This isn't a trap. I really am trying to offer you morons a job!

--Scott Lang (Earth-616)

Cue Ocean's Eleven soundtrack.

--Scott Lang (Earth-616)

My daughter'd kill me if everyone found out my secret identity before she did.

--Scott Lang (Earth-616)

Hey, when you've seen "Raiders of the Lost Ark" twenty-seven times, jumping from one speeding object to another becomes second nature!

--Scott Lang (Earth-616)

I have a question! ... Well...this Zodiac thing...it's a key, right? So what's it unlock?

--Scott Lang (Earth-616)

Who was he? An Avenger, Cassie. An Avenger.

--Scott Lang (Earth-616)

We will fight Doom on every front. Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Morally. We will strip Doom of his escape routes. We will strip Doom of his defenses. We will strip Doom of his hostages. We will strip him of his armies, his magicks, his sciences. Of his very armor until only Victor von Doom, only the man himself, stands before us. And that is when the fight truly begins. My fight.

--Scott Lang (Earth-616)

So far so good, right?

--Scott Lang (Earth-616)

Uhh... We came as friends and something went wrong.

--Scott Lang (Earth-616)

... I still have the strength of a normal-sized man.

--Scott Lang (Earth-616)

The only persuading you're going to do, punk, is convincing the dentist to put all of your teeth back in the right place!

--Scott Lang (Earth-616)

I mean. normally in a situation where I had to fight Venom, Rhino, and the Green Goblin, I'd be shaking in my ant-boots, but there's something about your adorable little faces. I just want to give 'em a big squeeze!

--Scott Lang (Earth-616)

Cassie's inside, and you better hurry -- she's itching to jump into that new game with you.

--Scott Lang (Earth-616)

"Sure, Scott! You can go to bed early for once! You can definitely get a full night's sleep for once without waking up to your country being taken over by a splitty guy while your business is sabotaged by a robot man in an unrelated disaster!"

--Scott Lang (Earth-616)

If I die I want my gravestone to read "Here lies Scott Lang, he died as he lived: knowing that Squirrel Girl's plan was megabad all along."

--Scott Lang (Earth-616)

Conversations with Scott Lang (Earth-616)

Laslo

Thanks, Ant-Man Security Solutions. How can I ever repay you?

Ant-Man

Um, in cash?

— A Year of Marvels: March Infinite Comic #1

Scott Lang

Would you like to go out on a date?

Jessica Jones

F*ck! A fancy date?

Scott Lang

Yes. A fancy date.

Jessica Jones

Better be damn fancy. You got a lot riding on it.

— Alias #21

Giant-Man

All right, fine -- well, I know someone was going to become the next Ant-Man eventually.

Ant-Man

Obviously.

Giant-Man

And here's the thing -- you don't want the next guy to become the world's greatest super hero or whatever, you know? I mean I never would've lived that down. So when you came along, I thought, oh, thank God -- he'll be perfect.

Ant-Man

You're an ass.

— Ant-Man Annual #1

Ant-Man

Ha-ha-ha! This is amazing! I can hear that dog speaking with a Russian accent in my head.