The Doctor (Earth-5556)/Quotes

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I must stock up with provisions. I haven't had a thing to eat since I took off from Zaggar-Six!

—Doctor Who Weekly Vol 1 1

I'd rather die than help you conquer everything in creation!

—Doctor Who Weekly Vol 1 2

I'm sorry humans couldn't appreciate it...but it was a very alien joke! That's the thing about Ectoslimes--they have a highly developed sense of humor...it's nature's way of making up for their appearance!

—Doctor Who Weekly Vol 1 3

I prayed it wasn't true, but it's as I feared! The Malevilus! Most terrible of alien races...they are the Gods of the Roman Empire!

—Doctor Who Weekly Vol 1 4

You heard the gods--show us the way out, parrot face!

—Doctor Who Weekly Vol 1 5

The Bestiarus are all we've got, Vesuvius...we're going to use them to SMASH the evil of Rome!

—Doctor Who Weekly Vol 1 6

Good job every TARDIS carries a spare dimension as standard equipment!

—Doctor Who Weekly Vol 1 8

Why is it that where ever I go, I'm always in the way?

—Doctor Who Monthly Vol 1 54

Get away from me every one! I just realized, I'm a living bomb!

—Doctor Who Vol 1 1

BRIMO!? Never heard of her.

—Doctor Who Vol 1 5

Oh my good-ness! Justin! Help! Too strong...can't...*gasp*!

—Doctor Who Vol 1 18

Well, if you like, but, given the circumstances, I'd just as soon run, if it's all the same to you!

—Doctor Who Magazine Vol 1 118

Well? Tea, anyone?

—Doctor Who Magazine Vol 1 119

On for a game of conkers, by any chance?

—Doctor Who Magazine Vol 1 162

I suppose I could call him a friend...

—Doctor Who Magazine Vol 1 173

The Doctor	You look cute in your 'Most High' chair. Would you like a rusk?
Beep the Meep	You go too far, Doctor!

—Doctor Who Weekly Vol 1 26

The Doctor	What do you want with me? Why did you bring me here?
Merlin	I too was summoned here from another time.. to fight Earth's last battle. And it seems I have failed! THE ENEMY IS AT THE DOOR!

—Doctor Who Monthly Vol 1 60

Astrolabus	...Any minute now he'll burst through the door and say...
The Doctor	Knave! Varlet! Vagabond! Caitiff! Wretch! Rascal! Rapscallion! Blackguard! Shyster! Skunk! Cur! Tyrant! Fiend! Cad! 603 n. tergiversator!
Astrolabus	So! You've been at the thesaurus again! You cut me to the quick! I had hoped my special qualities would have dragged some originality from you, Doctor! Pfui!

—Doctor Who Magazine Vol 1 99

Maxwell Edison	You hit me! You hit me! And I'm wearing glasses as well!
The Doctor	Max, listen to me.. We're alone on this ship! There is no other life-force recorder on my scanner!

—Doctor Who Vol 1 19

The Doctor	You see, I'm sure I've been there before, too. Or I will be there at some point in spacetime, if you follow me. If only I could remember the details. I think I was in my second body. Which means I was traveling with...yes, that's it! He might remember! Let's go and ask Jamie!
Frobisher	Jamie..?

—Doctor Who Magazine Vol 1 127

The Doctor	Oh, that's all right. Where is the other fellow? I'm sure we can sort this out soon...
Death's Head	Pleased to meet you Doctor, yes? Doubt you can say the same, eh?

—Doctor Who Magazine Vol 1 135

The Doctor	Like how to change.
Death's Head	But I changed my cloak yesterday and look at it. Ruined, yes? I've a good mind to send you the dry cleaning bill.