Theresa Cassidy (Earth-616)/Quotes

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Somehow, I doubt I'm the one in danger o' bein' hurt.

—Spider-Woman Vol 1 37

There are things I hate about you, Tom Cassidy... But, heaven help me, I love you too...

—X-Force Vol 1 31

Sparing his life is a way to take something back from him... your humanity.

—Deadpool Vol 3 3

Modicum of respect? Is that a euphemism for sycophancy, Da?

—Generation X Vol 1 44

He'll be back. He's not fooling me. Nope. Not for a minute. Nice try, Da. Nice try.

—X-Factor Vol 3 7

God? Excuse me... It's Theresa Cassidy. Although I guess you'd be knowing that. You're, uh... You're putting us through a lot down here. I know they say you don't give people more than they can handle. But honestly, you're really pushing that axiom to the limit here.

—X-Factor Vol 3 27

My vocal cords are lethal. My estrogen level is berserk. Between Braxton-Hocks and my huge belly, I haven't slept in weeks. And I gotta pee...again. Free advice, Ms. Cooper. Never bet your life on what you think you know about a hormonal, sleep-deprived W.M.D. with a full bladder.

—X-Factor Vol 3 37

I swore that if I saw you again, I'd break your neck. I've had a month to dwell on muh state of mind when I said that. A month to regret it or not regret it or whichever way. Thankee. Thankee for coming back as an evil version so I would'na hafta doubt muhself no more.

—X-Factor Vol 3 48

I need a drink.

—X-Factor Vol 1 239

Lá Fhéile Páidrig sona daoibh, a bhuac haillí!

—X-Men Unlimited Infinity Comic Vol 1 26

Well, I don't see any of the election winners steppin' in, so I guess this one's up ta us whether we like it or not.

—X-Men Unlimited Infinity Comic Vol 1 52

My vocal cords are lethal. My estrogen level is berserk. Between Braxton-Hicks and my huge belly, I haven't slept in weeks. And I gotta pee... again. Free advice, Ms. Cooper. Never bet your life on what you think you know about a hormonal, sleep-deprived W.M.D. with a full bladder.

—Theresa Cassidy (Earth-616)