Timothy Dugan (Earth-616)/Quotes

Aw, what are we mopin' around for? Trouble with us is we're gettin' soft! Nobody's yelled at us for days!

Who are ya tryin' to kid, Otto! Ya murder a guy as easy as lookin at 'im, but ya try to make it seem as if you're real civilized about it!

C'mon, you heroes! Show 'em how we did it in the Commandos! Go! Go! Goooo!

You lily-livered, chicken-scratchin', pickle-pickin', pink-eyed son of a bob-tailed hyena-- YA DENTED MY EVER-LOVIN' FEDORA!!! I don't mind a guy takin' a pot shot or two at a fella-- but ya went too far this time!!

Sonny boy, the Commandos could raise more heck in short pants than a squad o' Nazis could in a suit of armor... and don't you fergit it!

One more word outta you, Junior... and you'll be reportin' to kindergarten with a fat lip!

Nick, in 20 years, I've never known you to do nothin' but complain!

Awww, Nick! Ya know I wouldn't let you down!

Y'know lady, yer just about the most unlikely secret agent I ever saw!

He ran out on me! Just got scared as a jackrabbit with a wampus cat on it's tail... and took off!

Nick--it's you--- not an animated dummy! You're really alive!

One more word outta you, Junior... and you'll be reportin' to kindergarten with a fat lip!

Or have you forgotten how that stinkin' monster's already made us look like monkeys twice now -- an' that three strike's is all ya get in Papa Dugan's book?

Don't just stand there helpless, ya lamebrained yahoos! Least ya can do is start cussin', like me!

Awright, ya blasted fire-belchin' dragon... get ready for a joust with Saint Dugan the Monster Slayer!

C'mon Nick-- Just gimme one good drag on that stogie!

No need to panic. We just want to catch the show. Been forever since I watched an episode of The Stooges.

I don't give two craps what you think Lieutenant!

All right, Reyna... let's see what's got S.H.I.E.L.D. so spooked that they'd call in their monsters.

We're the Howling Commandos, Hill. One hostile extranormality is a walk in the park.

What op? You have no op. You're there to extract Stokes.

I ain't never met someone who got out of S.H.I.E.L.D. and asked back in.

I underestimated you, son. Came too light. Figured you were just a junior Spider-Man. Stupid mistake. Won't happen again. But now you gotta deal with me.

He ran out on me! Just got scared as a jackrabbit with a wampus cat on it's tail... and took off!

All my loved ones are dead. Caught in the crossfire of duty and country. I sacrificed everything for those ideals. And it was never enough. Don’t presume to tell me what I owe. Any outstanding debt is stacked high the other way.

... All right, Commandos! Let's roar!