Timothy Dugan (Earth-616)/Quotes

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 Aw, what are we mopin' around for? Trouble with us is we're gettin' soft! Nobody's yelled at us for days! 

—Sgt. Fury Vol 1 7

 Who are ya tryin' to kid, Otto! Ya murder a guy as easy as lookin at 'im, but ya try to make it seem as if you're real civilized about it! 

—Sgt. Fury Vol 1 16

 C'mon, you heroes! Show 'em how we did it in the Commandos! Go! Go! Goooo! 

—Strange Tales Vol 1 140

 You lily-livered, chicken-scratchin', pickle-pickin', pink-eyed son of a bob-tailed hyena-- YA DENTED MY EVER-LOVIN' FEDORA!!! I don't mind a guy takin' a pot shot or two at a fella-- but ya went too far this time!! 

—Sgt. Fury Vol 1 26

 Sonny boy, the Commandos could raise more heck in short pants than a squad o' Nazis could in a suit of armor... and don't you fergit it! 

—Sgt. Fury Vol 1 37

 One more word outta you, Junior... and you'll be reportin' to kindergarten with a fat lip! 

—Strange Tales Vol 1 152

 Nick, in 20 years, I've never known you to do nothin' but complain! 

—Strange Tales Vol 1 153

 Awww, Nick! Ya know I wouldn't let you down! 

—Strange Tales Vol 1 165

 Y'know lady, yer just about the most unlikely secret agent I ever saw! 

—Strange Tales Vol 1 168

 He ran out on me! Just got scared as a jackrabbit with a wampus cat on it's tail... and took off! 

—Sgt. Fury Vol 1 75

 Nick--it's you--- not an animated dummy! You're really alive! 

—SHIELD Vol 1 2

 One more word outta you, Junior... and you'll be reportin' to kindergarten with a fat lip! 

—SHIELD Vol 1 4

 Or have you forgotten how that stinkin' monster's already made us look like monkeys twice now -- an' that three strike's is all ya get in Papa Dugan's book? 

—Godzilla Vol 1 3

 Don't just stand there helpless, ya lamebrained yahoos! Least ya can do is start cussin', like me! 

—Godzilla Vol 1 10

 Awright, ya blasted fire-belchin' dragon... get ready for a joust with Saint Dugan the Monster Slayer! 

—Godzilla Vol 1 19

 C'mon Nick-- Just gimme one good drag on that stogie! 

—Captain America Vol 1 284

 Crisis over -- But we got no clue as t'what happened here! 

—Captain America Vol 3 20

 I don't give two craps what you think Lieutenant! 

—Captain America Vol 7 19

 All right, Reyna... let's see what's got S.H.I.E.L.D. so spooked that they'd call in their monsters. 

—Howling Commandos of S.H.I.E.L.D. Vol 1 1

 We're the Howling Commandos, Hill. One hostile extranormality is a walk in the park. 

—Howling Commandos of S.H.I.E.L.D. Vol 1 4

 What op? You have no op. You're there to extract Stokes. 

—Solo Vol 2 3

 I ain't never met someone who got out of S.H.I.E.L.D. and asked back in. 

—Spider-Man Vol 2 11

 I underestimated you, son. Came too light. Figured you were just a junior Spider-Man. Stupid mistake. Won't happen again. But now you gotta deal with me. 

—Miles Morales: Spider-Man Vol 1 17

 He ran out on me! Just got scared as a jackrabbit with a wampus cat on it's tail... and took off! 

—Duane Wilson (Earth-616)

 You lily-livered, chicken-scratchin', pickle-pickin', pink-eyed son of a bob-tailed hyena-- YA DENTED MY EVER-LOVIN' FEDORA!!! I don't mind a guy takin' a pot shot or two at a fella-- but ya went too far this time!! 

—Timothy Dugan (Earth-616)

 ... All right, Commandos! Let's roar! 

—Howling Commandos (S.H.I.E.L.D.) (Earth-616)

Gabe Jones	What if our plan doesn't work?
Dum-Dum Dugan	If it doesn't, I hope your insurance is all paid up, Mr. Jones!
Gabe Jones	What insurance, Mr. Dugan? You know that no insurance company would give a policy to a S.H.I.E.L.D. man! There's only one thing we won't die of -- and that's old age!

—Strange Tales Vol 1 139

Dum-Dum Dugan	Why aren't these men in uniform?
Tony Stark	It's Casual Friday. Uniforms are optional for support staff... didn't you get the memo?

—Iron Man Vol 4 15

Dum-Dum Dugan	C'mon -- -- meet the new guy.
Hawkeye	S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Clint Barton reporting for duty. I'm the super-secret traitor on your team. Sorry.
Sunspot	... Could we get the other Hawkeye? I really wanted the other Hawkeye.

—New Avengers Vol 4 1

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