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Quotes by Tony Masters (Earth-616)
Ain't she a beauty? Tough old gal -- Shoots a hell of a plasma beam too.
Great. We better stock up on more jars.
Son, that's not a super power. That's Home Economics.
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I got this... memory thing. I pick up anyone's moves just by seein' 'em. That's a lotta data. More'n my brain's got room for, I guess. So I... forget things. Things that ain't about combat, about survival. People, places... I can't remember what I did last week. By Monday, I probably won't remember this conversation. I wanted ta fight you 'cause... I thought if I remembered your moves, I might remember you.
I was all for it until I found out you were all for it. Get some help, Wade.
Do you want some advice? Run. Forget all this. Walk away and never look back. Because once you find the answers you're looking for, there's no going back. Sometimes it's better to forget.
I actually found a Deadpool I like less... than the original.
Look out! It's second-rate Thor Lady and Captain Lamepower!
First dance and all the boys and girls just wanna stand around the punch bowl -- You two! -- Step on up!
Well, time's up and I got a ladyfriend textin' like crazy. You take care of yourself, Lang--and don't go around tellin' people that arch-enemy stuff. I got a reputation.
If we all remember our roles, I'll be able to deliver my little message and go. The gist of the message is pretty simple. I'm going to kill you. Really, reeeeally painfully. So, what say we just get started on that?
Do you have any idea who I am? I'm Taskmaster. I can counter anything you throw at me. I can mimic and adapt to any move you make. I can anticipate any blow. I can-- AGGGGHHH!!
I didn't let you beat me, Wade. I mean, I shoved my sword through your chest! Truth is... You're that good. You've always been that good. Which won't even get you a cup of coffee until you figure out how to be a professional...
Well-played, kid. Well-played.
I actually found a Deadpool I like less... than the original.
I was all for it until I found out you were all for it. Get some help, Wade.
Forget bridges. Osborn's gonna throw me off Hoover Dam.
I got this...memory thing. I pick up anyone's moves just by seein' 'em. That's a lotta data. More'n my brain's got room for, I guess. So I...forget things. Things that ain't about combat, about survival. People, places...I can't remember what I did last week. By Monday, I probably won't remember this conversation. I wanted ta fight you 'cause...I thought if I remembered your moves, I might remember you.
Evenin' Slick. 'Member me? I'm the Taskmaster!
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Quotes
That gig -- the Villain Schools -- I had to get out of it. Think about it. All my clients were guys who needed training. It was always, "C'mon, Tasky, front me the training. I'll make good after my first job. I'm gonna be huge, man. You just gotta teach me that badass Punisher move I saw on Entertainment Tonight." And the heroes, swinging in to bust up the free enterprise, I'm engaged in. And every time they do? I gotta find a new abandoned warehouse or a new abandoned drilling platform or, would it had never been so, a new circus to take over. Overhead? You don't know what overhead is until you've see what a guy gets paid to scoop up elephant %?$#.
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