Turk Barrett (Earth-616)/Quotes

Always showin' me up, ain't ya, Devil? Always makin' me look stoopid.

Shaddup Grotto.

You need Turk -- your new assasin-- the New Stilt Man!

Listen ta me, Grotto. This job is diff'rent... A cinch...

That's it. If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'. I didn't know whose rock it was supposed to be, but it was mine now.

Good news, true believers... word on the street is that somebody's mad... real mad at a certain, rocky, blue-eyed monster. Any bruisers and boppers out there think you've got the juice to take out Yancy Street's finest? You'd better find him fast! Because whoever can make the Thing fall apart first is looking at a fat payday. How fat? How about ten million? My goodness, someone wants this guy bad! So, who's it gonna be, tough guys? Which one of you is strong enough to stop a quarter ton of rampaging rock?

Always showin' me up, ain't ya, Devil? Always makin' me look stoopid.