Valeria Richards (Earth-616)/Quotes

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Happy birthday, retard.

—Fantastic Four Vol 1 574

I'll find a way to restore you to your normal, brilliant self, and in return you are going to help my father. So we have a deal?

—Fantastic Four Vol 1 583

I knew you'd see this was the best thing to do... Hey... Hear that, Uncle Doom? Welcome to the club.

—FF Vol 1 1

I went through it and found the Council. I found all those yous. I found out they came from different earths. Different earths in different universes... universes they controlled...

—FF Vol 1 3

All right then, Avengers... Let's bag this witch.

—Avengers World Vol 1 16

That's right. We couldn't win. So we came up with the only solution left: Not losing.

—Free Comic Book Day Vol 2015 Secret Wars

Legacy. That's the one word that keeps bouncing around my brain more than any other. The word that worries me. That keeps me awake at night. Which I'm sure sounds silly for someone my age. But lately I can't help it. I worry about whose legacy I should be aspiring to follow... in these very dark and trouble times. Or whose I should be running far away from.

—Marvel Legacy Vol 1 1

It's a Kree and Skrull, Franklin! What do you think they're doing?! They're trying to kill each other!

—Fantastic Four Vol 6 21

I asked myself... "What would Uncle Doom do?"

—Valeria Richards (Earth-616)

They can do it, Ms. Hill. They can be heroes.

—Avengers (Doctor Doom's) (Earth-616)

Sue

Her first word! What is it, sweetheart? Can you say "Mama"? "Dada"?

Valeria

Doom.

—Fantastic Four Vol 3 68

Franklin Richards

The Invisible Woman has Vanished!

Multiple Man

Wow. I'm writing that down.

Darwin

Writing what--?

Multiple Man

What he just said. It's a great title for, I dunno, something. I love the irony.

Valeria Richards

It's not irony. Irony entails unintended humor on the speaker's part because he's oblivious to the subtext. That isn't present here. It was, at most, whimsical. It's a common mistake, if that makes you feel any better.

—X-Factor Vol 1 200

Franklin Richards

So, Val, you're super-smart... Did you actually mean to teleport us into a mountain?

Valeria Richards

Translocate

Franklin Richards

Huh?

Valeria Richards

Translocate. Not teleport. I translocated us into the mountain

Franklin Richards

Oh, okay... So you meant to?

Valeria Richards