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The world is not always good. I tell the stories to make them feel better. I tell the stories to make myself feel better, too. They are children. They are innocents. And innocents I wish them to remain. At least a while longer. I wish all children could remain so.
Space? No, no, no, I was talking about a different war entirely. ... Fine! So be it. Dress up like machines and go fight one that would eat us whole. I cannot think of anything more boring. The great Volstagg shall stand alone against the assembled death-legions of Broxton alone if he has to!
Our fellow Senators believe if they talk incessantly, no one will notice how frightened they are. Where have I seen that before? The Congress of Worlds will not save Alfheim, my Lady Jane. I fear this Congress cannot even save itself.
You're speaking to Volstagg the Great and Heimdall the...also great! We can hear a fly buzzing from sixteen leagues away! We can hear the rumble of a frost giant farting on the other side of a mountain! Of course we can hear you! What do you want?!