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Quotes by Volstagg (Earth-616)

Quote1.png Trust her not, mine gullible companions! Yon fiendish apparition be evil personified! Her only wish is to slay us! Quote2.png
--Volstagg (Earth-616)
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--Volstagg (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Many there are who assume that I eat only to escape a nagging shrew of a wife. Nonsense! I eat only because I enjoy it! Quote2.png
--Volstagg (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Do you know you smell much the same as I do, furry one? What a hard life you must have led. Quote2.png
--Volstagg (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Say, It's Dr. Blake! We All Wondered Where You've Been, Doctor? Quote2.png
--Volstagg (Earth-616)
Quote1.png And now, invigorated by my cunning... inspired by my daring... thou mayst join thy hero... for the final battle! Quote2.png
--Volstagg (Earth-616)
Quote1.png As thou dost wish, child -- though the heart -- of noble Volstagg yearns always -- for battle -- z-zzzzzzz Quote2.png
--Volstagg (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Then off with thee! And when thou dost strike--- Strike one for Volstagg! Quote2.png
--Volstagg (Earth-616)
Quote1.png 'By my hag wife's cursed glare! Quote2.png
--Volstagg (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Then these children shall want for nothing ever again! Give them to me. They shall sit at my table and eat my bread and be as the sons of Volstagg and Gudrun. Quote2.png
--Volstagg (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Attack if thou wilt... but do so quietly! Terrible is the pounding within my head! Quote2.png
--Volstagg (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Our fellow Senators believe if they talk incessantly, no one will notice how frightened they are. Where have I seen that before? The Congress of Worlds will not save Alfheim, my Lady Jane. I fear this Congress cannot even save itself. Quote2.png
--Volstagg (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Excuse us...but we heard...we heard there was cake, and, well...what unfortunate day's events are not made gladder by cake? Quote2.png
--Volstagg (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Thor was God of Thunder no longer. After wearing the title in name only, Thor suddenly became the All-Father, god of gods and greatest of the great. Quote2.png
--Volstagg (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You're speaking to Volstagg the Great and Heimdall the...also great! We can hear a fly buzzing from sixteen leagues away! We can hear the rumble of a frost giant farting on the other side of a mountain! Of course we can hear you! What do you want?! Quote2.png
--Volstagg (Earth-616)
Quote1.png In the battle of Muspelheim versus Mjolnir, I believe the outcome is clear. All hail the hammer. Quote2.png
--Volstagg (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Gentlemen! I am out of pork rinds. ... Also, there are questions here, my own answers to which I find fascinating. They concern your feelings regarding observing yourself disrobed in the mirror. Quote2.png
--Volstagg (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Space? No, no, no, I was talking about a different war entirely. ... Fine! So be it. Dress up like machines and go fight one that would eat us whole. I cannot think of anything more boring. The great Volstagg shall stand alone against the assembled death-legions of Broxton alone if he has to! Quote2.png
--Volstagg (Earth-616)
Quote1.png The world is not always good. I tell the stories to make them feel better. I tell the stories to make myself feel better, too. They are children. They are innocents. And innocents I wish them to remain. At least a while longer. I wish all children could remain so. Quote2.png
--Volstagg (Earth-616)
Quote1.png What dolt would waste a good water skin by filling it with water? This is mead, girl! Good Vanaheim mead! Go on! Drink it! It'll put hair on your che-- uh-- That is to say -- Quote2.png
--Volstagg (Earth-616)

Conversations with Volstagg (Earth-616)


Hogun the Grim
Let the Blackguards taste my mace!
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Voluminous Volstagg
As for Volstagg -- He will bravely guard the rear - Urrf!
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Fandral the Fleet
Work well done, Fat One --
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Thor #194

Volstagg
Forsooth, Canst thou not take a simple jest?
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Fandral
Stand thee aside, Voluminous One! My steel shall strike for thee!
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Hogun the Grim
SO SHALL MY MACE!
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Volstagg
Fandral! Hogun! There is no need -- But, since thou art here Valorous Volstagg shall turn about and guard the rear!
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Thor #176

Volstagg
I hear thy call, grim Hogun! And like the wind I hasten to you side!
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Hogun
If it be so.. Why movest thou so slow obese one?
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Thor #180

Odin
Now to do what must be done -- I summon vociferous Volstagg.
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Voluminous Volstagg
I hear and obey, my liege! Volstagg stands ready! Let lesser men tremble!
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Fandral the Fleet
Volstagg, sire? A time like this for royal jest?
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Thor #189
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Fandral the Fleet
And thou shalt battle beside us this time, Great Mouth -- Not behind us as ere before!
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Voluminous Volstagg
Verily thou dost insult me!
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Hogun
Verily, thou art a great weight!
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Thor #211
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Thor
Sigurd. He still lives.
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Tyr
The legend of legends... alive!
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Frandal
The first hero. In the flesh!
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Volstagg
The blade of Bor!
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Loki
For reals.
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Ikol
"For reals". Oh woe.
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Exiled #1
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Ulik
Sonuva Norn... cracked my damn knuckleduster on your... what in the Hel is that beard made out of? Uru?
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War Thor
Rage. Rage and pain and fire and the blood of children. War. I am made of war, little troll. Because of monsters like you.
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Mighty Thor Vol 2 #21

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