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Quotes by Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)

Quote1.png I already killed you once...And I bet you'll come back again and again...No matter how many times I slaughter you. Your tendency to come back from the brink of death has nothing to do with your healing factor. Your mutant power isn't regeneration. It's popularity. But don't worry. I've got big plans...And all the popularity in the world can't save you this time! Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png You put up more of a fight than I gave you credit for. And I've got the third degree burns to prove it! Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png Well! Peek-a-boo! Red's definetely your color. Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png You know what all those "better psychopaths" you were bragging about shoulda tried? A gun. Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png Never could understand why you felt the need to continually expand your cast of characters--sorry--your student body. Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png Ohhh... Brain death! The truth will set you free, huh? Or vegetize you at least! Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png One Master of Magnetism done in by jelly. Well... jellified acid, anyhow. Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png I don't really understand physics or Tesseracts and such. But I know a ton about hamster wheels and funhouse mirror mazes! little Kitty Cat's never getting out. Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png Computers monitor their vitals...and as soon as they start regenerating, the flamethrowers light 'em up. Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png Computers monitor their vitals...and as soon as they start regenerating, the flamethrowers light 'em up. Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png Thanks tor nothing, Righteous Fury and Vengeance. Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png One monster understands what the other is trying to accomplish. Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
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--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png Y-you... know... I kind of... hate that... you had to be first. You, I like. Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png Waitaminute. Where's I pick up this little guy? Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png I already killed that big, blubbery thorn in your side! Your life's work is over! The least you could do is give me a high-five before I cut your heart out! Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png Just so you know... Sim, Scott, Murray, Finney, Winkley...even Lucci... ...all better Scrooges than you. Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png Sorry, Doc. Ol' Igor's kinda lying down on the job. Meaning--I killed him. Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png I'm planning on killing you, sure. But you've got me wrong if you think I'm working alone. I've learned the value of outsourcing!. Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png I feel your pain, cap. I really do. I want to be finished with my task as much as you do. But 'enough'? I only wish. Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png I thought you were the hottest dude I have ever seen... but... ...Look at what you did! Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png They're gonna want to see what's next. They're gonna want to watch this world burn. Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png They all have to die. Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png Your tendency to come back from the brink of death has nothing to do with your healing factor. Your mutant power isn't regeneration. It's popularity. Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png Let's do that then. Let's start hacking. Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png There comes a time in everyone's life... when they realize what I've come to know. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
Quote1.png Hrrrgh... I don't get it ...I killed Spider-Man... the Avengers... The X-Men... Is it me... or should I be having an easier time with these dusty old classics? Maybe it's time to face the facts, Wade... If you're gonna kill a universe... ...You just can't go it alone. Quote2.png
--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
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--Wade Wilson (Earth-12101)
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