—Death (Earth-13625)Death. My girl. Omnipotent. Hot. We met during some of my near-death experiences. She totally wants me. I understand. I'd totally want me, too. We can't be together until I die, but I can't die.
—Mr. Shuggums (Earth-13625)So, how's the ball lickin' coming along? Red Rocket, Red Rocket! Just sit tight and I won't have to shoot you.
—Remy LeBeau (Earth-13625)Trying to muscle in on our action? What a card!!
—Wade Wilson (Earth-13625)Who am I? I'm... Deadpool! The Merc with the Mouth. Seriously, don't they teach you clones anything about history? What? Did they just pop you out of a machine and give you a gun? Let me drop a little knowledge on you clones... first, I was a villain... like you chumps but better looking. But that sucked, so I tried to be a good guy like Wolverine, but better looking. And we can't forget the evil secret Canadian military science lab... and the, some killing... and more killing. and MORE killing. [Inner voice: Technically, the killing never even stopped.] And that brings us to the present.
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