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This page contains a listing of all notable quotes by or about Wade Wilson (Earth-2149).

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Quotes by Wade Wilson (Earth-2149)

Quote1 It's happening all over again exactly like before. Oh cruel fate, why doth thou mock me?! What? Too dramatic? I can pull it back a little. Quote2
--Wade Wilson (Earth-2149)
Quote1 Guys, look, can we get some food, please? I haven't eaten a thing since I took a bite out of that T-Rex. Quote2
--Wade Wilson (Earth-2149)
Quote1 So...I have you figured for a thong underwear type of gal, am I right? Quote2
--Wade Wilson (Earth-2149)
Quote1 So how was your first experience with inter-dimensional self-incest? Quote2
--Wade Wilson (Earth-2149)
Quote1 Guys we have something on the scanner, and you are gonna love this guy's haircut. Quote2
--Wade Wilson (Earth-2149)
Quote1 This looks like a job for... The Merc with only a Mouth! No guns! No healing factor! No limbs! NO PROBLEM!!! Quote2
--Wade Wilson (Earth-2149)
Quote1 HELP! HAAAAAAALP!!! The Jersey Devil and the Legend of Boggy Creek had a love child and he's got my scent! Quote2
--Wade Wilson (Earth-2149)
Quote1 Come on, you dirty son of a byatch. I know you're here, I saw you on the security monitor. Quote2
--Wade Wilson (Earth-2149)

Conversations with Wade Wilson (Earth-2149)

Wade Wilson (Earth-616) from Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 9 0001
Deadpool
Shorty, put this through the tactical computer. How long can we last in a firefight against all those ships?
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Wade Wilson (Earth-2149) from Deadpool Merc with a Mouth Vol 1 2 70th Anniversary Frame Variant Cover
Headpool
.03 seconds.
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Wade Wilson (Earth-616) from Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 9 0001
Deadpool
Signal our surrender.
Conversation Tail
Deadpool Corps #3

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