Wade Wilson (Earth-2149)/Quotes

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This looks like a job for... The Merc with only a Mouth! No guns! No healing factor! No limbs! NO PROBLEM!!!

—Marvel Zombies 4 Vol 1 1

HELP! HAAAAAAALP!!! The Jersey Devil and the Legend of Boggy Creek had a love child and he's got my scent!

—Marvel Zombies 4 Vol 1 3

Guys, look, can we get some food, please? I haven't eaten a thing since I took a bite out of that T-Rex.

—Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth Vol 1 3

So...I have you figured for a thong underwear type of gal, am I right?

—Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth Vol 1 4

So how was your first experience with inter-dimensional self-incest?

—Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth Vol 1 7

Come on, you dirty son of a byatch. I know you're here, I saw you on the security monitor.

—Prelude to Deadpool Corps Vol 1 4

Guys we have something on the scanner, and you are gonna love this guy's haircut.

—Deadpool Corps Vol 1 1

It's happening all over again exactly like before. Oh cruel fate, why doth thou mock me?! What? Too dramatic? I can pull it back a little.

—Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth Vol 1 13

Deadpool	Shorty, put this through the tactical computer. How long can we last in a firefight against all those ships?
Headpool	.03 seconds.
Deadpool	Signal our surrender.

—Deadpool Corps Vol 1 3

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