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Quote1.png No, babe -- Enough of you! Enough of us! Quote2.png
X-Force Vol 1 11
Quote1.png Tell 'em time and time again -- keep your mouth shut -- but women, you know? They-just-don't-listen! Quote2.png
X-Force Vol 1 14
Quote1.png Come ta think of it -- I've seen tougher Ken dolls than you! An' I mean take yer pick here -- mod-hair Ken -- disco Ken -- summer fun Ken -- I let Barbie whip me 'cos I'm a wuss Ken -- Any o' you guys lissenin' t'me? Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 1 1
Quote1.png Did he say Jughead-naut? Is that someone who searches for the Archies? Quote2.png
Deadpool: The Circle Chase Vol 1 2
Quote1.png Edsel, huh? Good name for yer little tank...'cause for all the crud you three just put me through -- I'm gonna make you all obsolete! Quote2.png
Deadpool: The Circle Chase Vol 1 3
Quote1.png AAAAAAAAGHHH!! Packing chips! That's the greatest weapon on the face of the planet -- styrofoam packing chips! Just imagine getting nailed by some of these babies! Oh the humanity! Quote2.png
Deadpool: The Circle Chase Vol 1 4
Quote1.png You have any idea how hard it is to find a joint that'll serve a guy in a mask and bandolier? They won't even let me into Taco Bell! Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 2 1
Quote1.png In the immortal words of Clark Whatsisname -- up, up and away! Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 2 2
Quote1.png Wow. Whaddaya know? Logic stops the Juggernaut! Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 2 4
Quote1.png Nobody steals my girl and gets away with it. Quote2.png
Wolverine Vol 2 88
Quote1.png I said: Hmmph... Mrrggg... Hmmph..! Quote2.png
X-Force Vol 1 47
Quote1.png "Pwangg?" Trees don't go "Pwangg--" Llamas don't go "Pwangg--" Nothing found in nature goes "Pwangg", which means -- we're officially hip deep in the smelly stuff. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 3 1
Quote1.png Didn't anyone tell you? I'm a riddle, dude. I eat the uncertainty principle for breakfast -- I was born the original loose cannon -- and I am one unpredictable feather-pluckin' walrus! Koo-koo-ka-freakin'-Choo! Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 3 2
Quote1.png "Time to make the donuts! Wait maybe you were expecting me to say spoon... Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 3 4
Quote1.png Please, Al, a little warning next time... Some of us aren't blind y'know? Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 3 11
Quote1.png The only thing you're going to be is shish-kabob. And as soon as I find my lungs, I'm taking you back to the Kingpin for supper! Quote2.png
Deadpool Team-Up Vol 1 1
Quote1.png Shhh. My common sense is tingling. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 3 26
Quote1.png You of all people ought to know what I mean, Shulkie! Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 3 44
Quote1.png Yeah, well -- things change. I mean, c'mon! We've knocked noggins enough for you to know that trying to figure me out is like trying to predict the migrating habits of Africanized bees! It's like -- you can do it -- but somebody's always gonna get stung! Quote2.png
Wolverine Vol 2 154
Quote1.png Lay off the geriatric jokes will ya? Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 3 50
Quote1.png My God, I'm not some human scab-factory anymore! Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 3 57
Quote1.png Well if it isn't Nathan Christopher Dayspring Askani'son Summers... or are you just calling yourself Priscilla now? Quote2.png
Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 1
Quote1.png Hey if you looked like Ryan Reynolds crossed with a shar-pei, you'd understand! Quote2.png
Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 2
Quote1.png What's red and black and blue all over? Quote2.png
Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 4
Quote1.png Don't you ninja monks ever shower? I mean, what are you... French? Quote2.png
Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 7
Quote1.png "This place makes the best Chimichanga on the island. Don't even like Chimichangas all that much. I just love saying it. Chimichanga. Chimichanga. Chimichanga. Chimichanga." Quote2.png
Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 13
Quote1.png No--wait-- do you have any idea how many STD's I could have? Quote2.png
Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 17
Quote1.png Did you ever have one of those lives...? Quote2.png
Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 20
Quote1.png Iron Fist is a beautiful Porn nickname. Quote2.png
Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 21
Quote1.png Once, a tragic divide rocked the Stars and Stripes. Civil strife pitched brother against brother. Blue versus Grey. It was a terrible time, blood and guts and everything in very depressing sepia. It was called The War Between The States, but now we call it the Civil War, like we own the title or something... Quote2.png
Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 30
Quote1.png I have to pee. Quote2.png
Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 31
Quote1.png Well good morning to you, too. Quote2.png
Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 37
Quote1.png If you're not Black Cat, then I'm done. But first -- The Olsen Twins: Good? Evil? Or part of the elaborate C.I.A. plot? Quote2.png
White Tiger Vol 1 5
Quote1.png I don't them. I don't need to. I know who I am. In T-Ray's mixed-up memories--ones that he shared with me--I was wearing my Deadpool costume when he found me. But I didn't become Deadpool until after I left Project X--after I got this healing factor to cure my cancer. After my mom dies of cancer when I was a kid. After my dad died in a barfight because of one of my drunken friends. After I'd been kicked out of the army. Which I'd sighed up for as Wade Winston Wilson. Because that's who I am. And anyone who says differently... is just imagining things. Quote2.png
Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 39
Quote1.png Let's try this one more time now that I'm not in a team-up sorta mood! Quote2.png
Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 44
Quote1.png Can you send me forward to the time when I was mowing my lawn and my next door neighbor, Mrs. Nowicki, asked if I could rub lotion on her back and I ran and locked myself in the Bathroom? I'd really like a do-over on that one, please. Quote2.png
Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 46
Quote1.png "Let's Play." "Game Over." You've got more corn in your one-liners than I have in my poop after the county fair! Quote2.png
Wolverine: Origins Vol 1 22
Quote1.png Me? I'm Deadpool, "The Merc with a Mouth." Good shots and bad jokes--that's me. You're Wolverine, the berserker wildman of the woods. You're the best at what you do and what you do isn't pretty. Now, that means you kill people, right? Right? That's you. Quote2.png
Wolverine: Origins Vol 1 24
Quote1.png  -- How do you say "Oh, $#@!" in Skrull-ese? Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 4 1
Quote1.png Answer me something, Egghead. Was it just because I have an accelerated healing factor that I was able to take down an entire unit of Skrulls -- including Chilly McHotpants over here? Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 4 2
Quote1.png These colors don't run. Unless they have to! Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 4 3
Quote1.png Now this chair is really comfortable. Yeah. But can it Explode?! Didn't think so. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 4 4
Quote1.png What do I do? Stinky Fish Head and Huey Lewis are holding my lady friend hostage and I only have two bullets left! How in the world am I going to use these conveniently placed Christmas decorations to save her? Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 4 7
Quote1.png Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn't mean I'm not happy to see you... Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 4 9
Quote1.png Where would one buy Hippity-Hops in bulk? Quote2.png
Deadpool: Suicide Kings Vol 1 1
Quote1.png Sh-shot through the heart... AND YOU'RE TO BLAME! Awww, you give love -- a bad name! Daww dawww dada dada dawww dawwww. Quote2.png
Thunderbolts Vol 1 131
Quote1.png I've been besmirched! This besmirchment will not stand! Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 4 10
Quote1.png It's an angel of God. My glorious Bea Arthur-- Quote2.png
Deadpool: Suicide Kings Vol 1 2
Quote1.png You should talk. Your costume's so tight you can tell what religion you are. Ever hear of a cup? Quote2.png
Deadpool: Suicide Kings Vol 1 3
Quote1.png Oh, no! He's beating our meat! Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 4 11
Quote1.png Bring me more Pop Rocks and Dr. Pepper. Prepare to bathe my monkeys. Quote2.png
Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth Vol 1 1
Quote1.png You know what? &@#$ tacos. And waiting. Damn you, Bullseye...damn you for making me hurt the ones I love. This time, it's personal. This time...it's for the tacos. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 4 12
Quote1.png Shut up! The old Spidey-tracer trick I can't believe you still get away with that. Quote2.png
Deadpool: Suicide Kings Vol 1 4
Quote1.png You mean Tomb? No worries there -- he's been taken to the po-po by some buddies of mine. He's about to do some serious time. I'm talkin' "wearing-a-dress" time. Quote2.png
Deadpool: Suicide Kings Vol 1 5
Quote1.png AHRR! Let's get it on...pirate-style! Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 4 14
Quote1.png I'm gonna join the X-Men. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 4 15
Quote1.png You're looking at the chihuahua, right? Sometimes I go too far, I'm the first to admit it. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 4 900
Quote1.png UGH! That was awful...all my thoughts strung together so dreadfully dull and plodding...like some glacially moving freight train of suck! My God...that must be what it's like...to be a total loser like you! Quote2.png
Deadpool Team-Up Vol 2 899
Quote1.png Say Jar Jar Binks is an abomination. Say it! Quote2.png
Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth Vol 1 5
Quote1.png You know something? I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Quote2.png
Deadpool Team-Up Vol 2 898
Quote1.png To me, my guns! Quote2.png
X-Force Annual Vol 2 1
Quote1.png Oh, man. He sure is talking a lot. Got to stay...focused. Boring speech causing...attention...to wane. Yeah, tacos sound good. I like the soft chicken tacos. Quote2.png
Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth Vol 1 6
Quote1.png So what do you say, boys...? Team up...? Quote2.png
Deadpool Team-Up Vol 2 897
Quote1.png BREAKER! BREAKER! This here's the Big Dee Pee! You copy, good buddy? I'm comin' up on your tail! I'm puttin' the hammer down! I'm catchin' you on the flip-side! WE GOT US A CONVOY! Quote2.png
Deadpool Team-Up Vol 2 896
Quote1.png You don't want to eat me. I irritate the bowel. Quote2.png
Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth Vol 1 8
Quote1.png Take your stinking paws off him, you damn dirty -- Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 4 20
Quote1.png I'll hold your hair back while you puke, cuz that's just the kinda guy I am. Quote2.png
Deadpool Team-Up Vol 2 895
Quote1.png Dude, I had to hack that off to save you from zombie germs. You should totally put me on your Christmas card list. Quote2.png
Prelude to Deadpool Corps Vol 1 1
Quote1.png Hey, Professor Veronica loves me for who I am. She says my scars are a roadmap of a loner's experiences, the rough texture of living! Quote2.png
Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth Vol 1 9
Quote1.png Attention circus patrons! I have come from another dimension to take your daredevil pooch. He is needed to save many worlds. I know his adventurous spirit is up for the task. Also, I have a crapload of liver treats in my pocket. Quote2.png
Prelude to Deadpool Corps Vol 1 3
Quote1.png Duh! Paper or plastic? Hellooo? You have any idea what plastic bags do to the environment? I'm Al Gore's message of death, bee-yotch! Quote2.png
Breaking Into Comics the Marvel Way! Vol 1 2
Quote1.png Deadpools Assemble! No. Wait. That's been done. Huh. What could we call ourselves? What could a corps of Deadpools call a bunch of Deadpools that are all Deadpool at our core? Hmmmmmmmm. Quote2.png
Prelude to Deadpool Corps Vol 1 5
Quote1.png So you know now. He's an evil man. Petting-a-white-cat evil. Quote2.png
Vengeance of the Moon Knight Vol 1 7
Quote1.png Hulkpool love it when a plan come together! Him and Bob go back in time...to kill Deadpool dead!!! Quote2.png
World War Hulks Vol 1 1
Quote1.png Monstertown. It's like a steampunk shantytown for every nightmare I ever had as a kid. Quote2.png
Deadpool Team-Up Vol 2 894
Quote1.png So we steal some transport, hit the swamp, subdue the alterna-verse zombie version of myself, reunite Shorty with his body, avoid Man-Thing, then hop through the portal and hope it's not on the fritz. What could go wrong? Quote2.png
Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth Vol 1 10
Quote1.png Tell your partner in crime over there in the truck to come on out. So I can multi-smite. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 4 22
Quote1.png Ha! Eat that, Hitler! Quote2.png
Hulked-Out Heroes Vol 1 2
Quote1.png Oh my God! I FORGOT THE DOG! Quote2.png
Deadpool Corps Vol 1 2
Quote1.png My constipated clown-style will always beat your stinky diaper-style. Quote2.png
Vengeance of the Moon Knight Vol 1 8
Quote1.png Got a proposition for ya, Grizz. Think you're gonna like it Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 4 23
Quote1.png We're going to need a new blimp. Quote2.png
Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth Vol 1 11
Quote1.png This guy's got to be rare, and I'm a friend of the earth...so I'll tranq him, and take him to a brilliant zoologist somewhere who can teach him to eat fruit and chill. ...Maybe learn sign language and get a kitten. Quote2.png
Deadpool Team-Up Vol 2 889
Quote1.png What the hell's a quatloon? Some kind of potato? Quote2.png
Deadpool Corps Vol 1 7
Quote1.png Hey, check it out -- they had a bomb in there! So I used it to bomb their asses! Who's the man? Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 4 28
Quote1.png I really find you very attractive. Did I say that out loud? Quote2.png
Deadpool Team-Up Vol 2 887
Quote1.png Wow, you look... really hot with that gun. Wanna go get some tacos with me after I finish killing the rest of these Draculas? Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 4 30
Quote1.png ... Just a great big bag of shiny new gold coins. With a dusty claymore in the bottom of it. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 4 32
Quote1.png By the power of gray sku-- No. Damn it. How do you activate this stupid-- Quote2.png
Deadpool Corps Vol 1 11
Quote1.png We sort of glazed over something here...this Life Seed, it'll kill him? Are we talking about killing Warren? Quote2.png
Uncanny X-Force Vol 1 12
Quote1.png So! Logan -- Wolverine -- Weapon letter-x-or-is-it-number-ten?! You have returned to resume our endless battle! Quote2.png
Wolverine & Deadpool: Decoy Vol 1 1
Quote1.png He's not punking me! Okay... he punked me a little bit. But c'mon! How'm I supposed to do my thing when he's already doin' my thing! Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 4 46
Quote1.png O.C.D. -- what was I sayin'? Did you see me displayin' the skills that get the kills for those who're payin' me? Oh, you don't know? See, I'm so good it's freakin' scary! Dealin' out death, the world's greatest mercenary! Huh! Good thing you happened to come across this particular edition -- it's full of information that you're missin', dide! Like what I've endured to provide the audience with entertainment! Listen as I deftly explain it: Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 4 49.1
Quote1.png Just so you know? This was all my plan, not yours. I used you. You gave me exactly what I wanted. I wanna die. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 4 54
Quote1.png Here I am. Alive. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 4 57
Quote1.png Look, for what it's worth, I always hated you. You are a boring, two-dimensional, self-serious relic from the '70s. Oh, and Chuck Brownson called-- he wants everything he ever did back. Quote2.png
Uncanny X-Force Vol 1 29
Quote1.png Looks like that's a "No." Or maybe he does understand, but he doesn't give a &*%. Hmmm... nah, gonna stick with "Doesn't understand." He is, after all, a monkey. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 4 61
Quote1.png Hey, here's an idea. How about I kill you? Quote2.png
Avenging Spider-Man Vol 1 13
Quote1.png Here comes DEADPOOL! Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 1
Quote1.png Hi, I've got problems with ghosts but I don't know who to call. Sorry, I'm nervous... I haven't seen a doctor in years. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 2
Quote1.png She's just kidding! Of course this has to get violent! Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 3
Quote1.png Nope. No more jokes. My name is Wade Wilson. You killed my friend. Prepare to die. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 6
Quote1.png Here comes the Armored Avenger's most intoxicating adventure! Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 7
Quote1.png  Deadpool-Man! Deadpool-Man! Does whatever Deadpool can! Makes a plan, any size, catches thieves and makes them die. Look out! There goes the Deadpool-Man!  Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 8
Quote1.png I need you to do me a favor. Find Vetis' boss and make a deal with him. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 9
Quote1.png Yeesh. Is there another Clone Saga going on or something? You've really lost your biting wit, Spidey. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 10
Quote1.png I might be crazy, but I'm not karaaazy. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 12
Quote1.png Well, these look like knockoffs. Speaking of fake and Mandarin, I loved the third Iron-- Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 13
Quote1.png I don't see The Watcher anywhere, let's assume that nothing important happened. That's always my guide. "No Watcher, no problem." Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 14
Quote1.png Come on down, Butler! I'm not a guinea pig anymore! I won't go back! Come on! Get some! Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 15
Quote1.png Is this what it's come to? Deadpools killing each other? Such a waste. Quote2.png
Deadpool Kills Deadpool Vol 1 3
Quote1.png This is important! One of them could be my daughter! Please don't let Eleanor be here. Please. Please. Don't be in here. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 18
Quote1.png I miss that other guy. He'd have known just what to say. Quote2.png
Deadpool Annual Vol 3 1
Quote1.png Believe it or not, there are worse-tasting parts of me. Quote2.png
Deadpool: The Gauntlet Infinite Comic Vol 1 1
Quote1.png Okey-dokey. Usually people hire me to kill someone else. Quote2.png
Deadpool: The Gauntlet Infinite Comic Vol 1 2
Quote1.png You should know I'm undefeated against opponents with nose rings. Quote2.png
Deadpool: The Gauntlet Infinite Comic Vol 1 3
Quote1.png I don't know what you did to me, but keep your lips to yourself, woman. Or you're gonna make me do something I regret. And that's my job. Quote2.png
Deadpool: The Gauntlet Infinite Comic Vol 1 4
Quote1.png What a weird day. I'm having fun, and I haven't killed anybody. Quote2.png
Deadpool: The Gauntlet Infinite Comic Vol 1 6
Quote1.png Listen, babe, I know we haven't known each other that long, but if there's one thing you don't have to school me on -- it's vampire hobos! Quote2.png
Deadpool: The Gauntlet Infinite Comic Vol 1 9
Quote1.png Snakes are nature's Swiss Army knives of murder. You can use them to bite, you can milk the venom out, or in a pinch you can strangle with them! Order your deadly snakes today! Offer not valid in Utah! Quote2.png
Deadpool: The Gauntlet Infinite Comic Vol 1 10
Quote1.png I'll come back... When I do, things will have to be different. Better. Things will be better. They'll have to be. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 25.NOW
Quote1.png And they lived happily ever after, until a retcon do they part... Quote2.png
Deadpool: The Gauntlet Infinite Comic Vol 1 13
Quote1.png Woo-boy! Looks like some dismembered body is getting an upgrade! Four symbiotes! Four big honkin' hankerings to waste Carnage! And here I though split personalities were fun before! Quote2.png
Deadpool vs. Carnage Vol 1 3
Quote1.png The Hand, the Yakuza... No wonder Wolvie and Ol' Hornhead hate Japan. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 28
Quote1.png That is dumb. And Spider-Man is a champion against dumb! Am I? Let's see, fat guy in a rhino outfit, old man with wings, a variety of goblins, sand that is a person, water that is a person, octopus doctor...I am a champion against dumb! Quote2.png
Deadpool Annual Vol 3 2
Quote1.png So far marriage is pretty awesome, and the new crib is like living in a Tim Burton movie. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 29
Quote1.png I think what they're trying to say is... If you strike me down... I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. And also... I am your father. Quote2.png
Deadpool vs. Carnage Vol 1 4
Quote1.png Hang on, Ellie. I'm coming for you. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 31
Quote1.png C'mere Summer Stage. I maybe would have let you cut my other arm off. But when you start threatening to cut my wife up -- then it gets personal. Quote2.png
Deadpool: Dracula's Gauntlet Vol 1 7
Quote1.png I knew it must be bad if you're recruiting me, but that's actually worse than what I thought. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 36
Quote1.png No... No... Can't get beat... By dude with... Arrows... Quote2.png
Hawkeye vs. Deadpool Vol 1 2
Quote1.png I can find the way out. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 38
Quote1.png I know he's scared. He's not the only one. This whole crazy event did a number one me... all that peace I felt is gone. I ruin it because I can. Because it's easy. I've fought for Preston. For the Camachos. I've fought for my friends. I've tried to make these people not just safe, but happy. I didn't go looking for these people. They walked into my life. And now imbalance is restored. I've fought for the happiness of everyone around me. I've been willing to die for that happiness. I now realize I've never experienced happiness. I put on a good show, but... I simply don't know the meaning of the word. ...and I never will. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 39
Quote1.png I want to ride my Sky-Cycle, Sky-Cycle, Sky-Cycle! Quote2.png
Hawkeye vs. Deadpool Vol 1 3
Quote1.png Hey, Barton! This is how you use a Sky-Cycle! For drive-bys on penthouses! For soaring majestically over this beautiful, filthy city! And for saving your friends! Quote2.png
Hawkeye vs. Deadpool Vol 1 4
Quote1.png I'm a man that can regrow anything, including, evidently, a conscience. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 41
Quote1.png Please welcome the "Magic Mike" of the Weapon-X program, the "Alabaster Bastard," the man that's always whipping it out-- Omega Red! Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 42
Quote1.png You can really fly her, right? I don't want to star in Paste Pot Down. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 43
Quote1.png I give myself over to this end. I am safe in love. I can live with this finale. If I'm going out, at least I'm taking everyone with me. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 5 45
Quote1.png Back in 1984, all the big heroes were taken to space for a SECRET WAR – and here's what REALLY happened! Quote2.png
Deadpool's Secret Secret Wars Vol 1 1
Quote1.png You! You're loving this I bet! You just love that you're the only one with a cool shield, don't you?! Well... you can take that red, white, and blue monstrosity of yours... and shove it straight up your -- Quote2.png
Deadpool's Secret Secret Wars Vol 1 2
Quote1.png Yeah... well... I actually brought you here to maybe heal Mr. Fantastic or even the Hulk... some one with the smarts to think our way out of this... but I guess you're more concerned with your big dumb boy toy. Smoking hot... heroically posed... making the ultimate sacrifice... and I'm still chopped liver to the guy made out of metal. Quote2.png
Deadpool's Secret Secret Wars Vol 1 3
Quote1.png Did you hear that? He called me an Avenger! I kind of feel like if Dr. Doom calls you an Avenger, you're pretty much an official member of the team! Quote2.png
Deadpool's Secret Secret Wars Vol 1 4
Quote1.png Come on! Someone has to die for real! I mean, what is this, a Marvel Comic?! Quote2.png
Deadpool vs. Thanos Vol 1 2
Quote1.png My people will ask you to sign a non-disclosure agreement. You must never divulge that I worked for free. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 6 1
Quote1.png Time's up! Yes, I said that. I stand by it too. Quote2.png
Deadpool & Cable: Split Second Infinite Comic Vol 1 3
Quote1.png Y'know, Nate, all four of your fans are going to be very disappointed with this chapter... but at least I know how to give my Chimichangettes what they want! Quote2.png
Deadpool & Cable: Split Second Infinite Comic Vol 1 4
Quote1.png I've lost my edge. If anything tells you how off-balance I am, it's the simple fact that I'm unarmed. I gave the Mercs everything I could. I'm giving the Avengers everything else. I lost my family and maybe my wife, Whatsherface. I didn't leave enough time for me. I guess that's why I didn't realize until right now... that someone close is playing with me. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 6 3
Quote1.png It's a time-jumping psycho bunny who needs a villain name. Split Second. I just came up with that. Again. Quote2.png
Deadpool & Cable: Split Second Infinite Comic Vol 1 5
Quote1.png Oooh, Deadpool, why do you have so many pouches? They're useless... blah, blah, blah -- jumper cables, baby! Link his temporal harness to mine -- give it a power boost -- and depending on how many pages are left in this story, that should be enough to... get us back to where all this started! Quote2.png
Deadpool & Cable: Split Second Infinite Comic Vol 1 6
Quote1.png I like forbidden, possibly contagious fruit as much as the next guy... but the contract specifically said not to open the crate. Let's wrap it up and make our delivery. Quote2.png
Deadpool & the Mercs for Money Vol 1 1
Quote1.png Okay, hand -- if you can hear me, make a fist. We have a lot of people to punch today. Yes! Crap. I'm talking to myself again. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 6 7
Quote1.png Great! Communication! Okay, just three things! A) Do you think A-Force monitor duty is pants-optional? 2) If you secretly sniffed Doop when he was asleep once, do you need to go to confession? Annnnnd... is your boss Peter Parker an evil genius or just an evil villain? Mostly that last one. Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 2
Quote1.png I remember. I finally remember the truth. You killed my family. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 6 8
Quote1.png You stole my pirate yell! Mother%*&#%$! Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 3
Quote1.png Ignorance is my copilot. It's time to cash in on these ill-gotten gains of ours. And what better way to pick the pockets of all these greedy little villains... than an auction? Quote2.png
Deadpool & the Mercs for Money Vol 1 2
Quote1.png Hey, kids! Sing with me! ♫ The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round. ♫ My fists #$& up Sabertooth's face: pound, pound, pound. ♫ Pound pound pound. ♫ Cats go meow meow meow? ♫ Uh. Don't be a Deadpool, stay in school! Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 6 9
Quote1.png My name's not Wade, it's... it's... @#!%. @#$%&$# Connecticut! Every damn time! Quote2.png
Uncanny Avengers Vol 3 8
Quote1.png This isn't even my final form, Creed! Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 6 10
Quote1.png Oh, no... you had too much succubus. Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 4
Quote1.png I can't keep looking backwards. I'll waste my life. I have too much to look forward to. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 6 11
Quote1.png You guys should really take a break from all your carnage and mayhem... and come take a look at all this carnage and mayhem! Quote2.png
Deadpool & the Mercs for Money Vol 1 4
Quote1.png There are some... uh, I dunno what you would call them -- magic-eating robots attacking Shiklah's Monster Metropolis. Quote2.png
Deadpool: Last Days of Magic Vol 1 1
Quote1.png Don't minimize my pain. I'm blind, Daredevil. Look it up. I can't. Because I'm blind. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 6 13
Quote1.png Yeah, I'm trying to remember... last time was that thing with Spider-Man and Daredevil, right? Quote2.png
Deadpool v Gambit Vol 1 1
Quote1.png No, no, it's nothing like that. I want you all on my Christmas card! Quote2.png
Deadpool: Too Soon? Infinite Comic Vol 1 1
Quote1.png That's my super-power. I'm a pick a path to adventure where every choice ends up in tragedy. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 6 15
Quote1.png You were a fool, Spider-Man! By grafting me to this horse, you've made me stronger, faster, and more powerful that I ever dared dream! Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 7
Quote1.png I didn't get my tonsils out! You don't get credit for bringing me to the hospital when it's your fault I'm here! We were supposed to have each other's backs, and you didn't have mine. And you forgot a spoon. Quote2.png
Deadpool v Gambit Vol 1 3
Quote1.png I'm so turned on right now... and seriously terrified of you. Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 8
Quote1.png  "Just sit right back... you'll hear a tale... a tale of a fateful trip..." Be honest with me, Scott. Ginger or Mary Ann? Quote2.png
Deadpool: Too Soon? Infinite Comic Vol 1 4
Quote1.png I probably deserve that. If not for today, then something else. Anything else. Everything else. I deserve whatever bad comes my way. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 6 17
Quote1.png I think I'm in over my head. And theirs. Why don't you put down the frying pan and help me catch the bad guy? Quote2.png
Deadpool: Too Soon? Infinite Comic Vol 1 5
Quote1.png Everybody who hangs out with me ends up getting headless. Quote2.png
Deadpool: Too Soon? Infinite Comic Vol 1 6
Quote1.png A demon is going around decapitating people from my party. Quote2.png
Deadpool: Too Soon? Infinite Comic Vol 1 7
Quote1.png I'm sure a real hero would have something profound to say to you to make you feel better instantly, but... I'm all you got. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 6 20
Quote1.png I've got all these new abilities, and -- for the moment -- I'm feeling an incredible sense of responsibility... and the desire to commit acts of great violence! My super hero origin is complete! Quote2.png
Deadpool: Back in Black Vol 1 2
Quote1.png You're like a girl version of that old Spidey villain, right? I ask because... You know... If there are more girl Spidey-villains, I have this great idea for a Sinister Six calendar. Quote2.png
Deadpool & the Mercs for Money Vol 2 5
Quote1.png Maybe one day we'll meet again... when you're not hung up on somebody else... and I'm not being hunted for sport! Quote2.png
Deadpool: Back in Black Vol 1 3
Quote1.png Magic-boy, I don't think you understand this writing comic book stuff! Once you are within the universe you have to follow the rules you've set up! Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 11
Quote1.png I'm feeling a little emotionally vulnerable after the Unity Squad imploded, and financially insecure after the Deadpool merchandise slowed down. But I'm trying to keep my chin up. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 6 22
Quote1.png Hey, pal. You look a little lost... like maybe you need a friend. Don't worry... I'm not talking about me. Sooner or later, I rub everybody the wrong way. But... you never know. You might find what you're looking for inside. Quote2.png
Deadpool: Back in Black Vol 1 5
Quote1.png I don't need to quit the team. The Mercs bring in cash. I just need to be in charge again. Quote2.png
Deadpool & the Mercs for Money Vol 2 6
Quote1.png You blame me for what you've become -- but you were always a monster! Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 6 24
Quote1.png Funny story, Shiklah -- I actually have been hiding from you -- ...and yet here you are... oh, by the way, I shot your lover in the head again. Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 15
Quote1.png So you know you're in a comic book. Your own comic book, even. And you think that gives you special protection. What? Because you're popular? Well, I've never heard of you. Your name is Gwen? I guarantee anyone who doesn't read this thinks you're Gwen Stacy. Do you know who's heard of me?! Everyone. Quote2.png
Unbelievable Gwenpool Vol 1 13
Quote1.png Fine. I'll G-Moz it for you. Spooky castle. Mad scientist. Monster Juice. Quote2.png
U.S.Avengers Vol 1 4
Quote1.png We're accomplishing nothing by sitting here, so I'll scout the premises for Dracula guano. Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 16
Quote1.png At the end of the day, this is a Deadpool problem. There's only one way to deal with those. And it looks a lot like this. Quote2.png
Deadpool: Bad Blood Vol 1 1
Quote1.png Listen to yourself! I'm not letting you throw everything away for this one psychopath! Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 18
Quote1.png Okay! Well! That's that. Quote2.png
Deadpool vs. The Punisher Vol 1 5
Quote1.png If I'm going to be serious from now on, I'm going to need a new gimmick, like a gnarly eyepatch, or a fake limp, or a talking Chia Pet. Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 19
Quote1.png Because one day we woke up and the world was different. And because... you are different. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 6 33
Quote1.png Would I lie to you? Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 6 34
Quote1.png Making jokes and maiming crooks. We're back, baby! Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 20
Quote1.png You ever hear of the Wade Wilson Special Theory of Merc Motivation? Quote2.png
Rocket Vol 1 4
Quote1.png Hill! Let me fight! Please. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 6 35
Quote1.png  Time cops, time cops, whatcha gonna do when Deadpool comes for you?  Quote2.png
Despicable Deadpool Vol 1 288
Quote1.png So going back to face him last Christmas seems like a bad plan. Quote2.png
Despicable Deadpool Vol 1 289
Quote1.png ⚞SIGH⚟ Sorry, kid, your life is precious... because if I save you, then I can stick it in Logan's stupid hairy face forever. Quote2.png
Deadpool vs. Old Man Logan Vol 1 2
Quote1.png Rocks beat paper, Screwball. And more importantly, WMDs beat paper. C'mon. Let's go sell these toys to the highest bidder! Daddy needs some new stuffed animals! Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 25
Quote1.png You ruined my life. I promise you, I'm gonna ruin yours. Quote2.png
Despicable Deadpool Vol 1 292
Quote1.png Did you forget the part where they tested her for weapons manufacturing?! If you think I'm going to leave her here, you're more senile than I already thought you were. And I'm crazy! Quote2.png
Deadpool vs. Old Man Logan Vol 1 4
Quote1.png Well. That shut me up. You're right, of course. And I would probably even date Gambit, but I wouldn't want to make it weird between you and me. Quote2.png
Despicable Deadpool Vol 1 293
Quote1.png I don't want to jump to conclusions here, but between the enslaved drones upstairs and the Fifty Shades of Grey training room, I'm starting to suspect that S.H.I.E.L.D. might be bad. Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 27
Quote1.png Okay, she's not our kid... but she is our responsibility, right? She needs our help... doesn't she? Quote2.png
Deadpool vs. Old Man Logan Vol 1 5
Quote1.png Now suit up... Honey Badger and Deadpool to the rescue. Quote2.png
All-New Wolverine Vol 1 31
Quote1.png My name is Wade Wilson, and I owe you an apology. Quote2.png
Despicable Deadpool Vol 1 295
Quote1.png I want you to know, I don't just blame you. I also blame me. I should have known better than to trust you as much as I did. Quote2.png
Despicable Deadpool Vol 1 296
Quote1.png The names's Pool... Deadpool. I'm here to gamble too, except I hate leaving anything to chance so I'm going to just take 20 million out of the cage and gamble that I don't have to kill anybody. And if I have to kill anybody -- I'm killing everybody. Quote2.png
Despicable Deadpool Vol 1 297
Quote1.png You hear that, Webs? She gets us. Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 30
Quote1.png We're coming with you. He killed our friend, Webs. Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 31
Quote1.png Zzz. Avenger... hungry... twenty bucks... that's... that's not how you Deadpool. I'll show you how to Deadpool! I wanna Fresh Start, too. Quote2.png
Despicable Deadpool Vol 1 300
Quote1.png It's these small-time petty jobs I'm getting. I'm hazy from the memory wipe, but I know I'm better than mercing out lame extras from Sons of Anarchy. I'm Dead-#@%$-pool! I need to let these &#@!$ know I'm back in the merc game, and these pissy little jobs aren't cutting it. I need something... I don't know... bigger. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 7 1
Quote1.png This is fun. It's like Tinder, only for killing. Can I download this from the App Store? Quote2.png
Deadpool: Assassin Vol 1 1
Quote1.png If this is the end, then I'm glad I'm at your side, Webs. Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 34
Quote1.png Y'know... if you've been in the merc game as long as I have, you've probably heard of the Assassins Guild. Big bad cadre of boogymen who kill for money. They put the "ass" in assassin. "But Deadpool," you might say, "you kill for money, too." True... but unlike the guild here, I have a code. Quote2.png
Deadpool: Assassin Vol 1 2
Quote1.png Aaaaaaaah! I get it. Plausible deniability. The Avengers are not hiring me to kill anyone or anything. Wink, wink, am I right? Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 7 2
Quote1.png Great. I'll be busy getting your secret identity out of Grandpa-pool. Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 35
Quote1.png Hm. Something tells me I've wandered into yet another ambush. Quote2.png
Deadpool: Assassin Vol 1 3
Quote1.png So, we're good here, right? No need to send me to jail since me and old-fart me totally redeemed ourselves, saved the day, sold a bunch of comics? All's well that ends well, right? Um, plz? Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 36
Quote1.png "But despite all of our super-powers, armor, shields, and other various knick-knacks, the only person on Earth who could stop the mega-puke-o-tron was Deadpool. Which is why we hired him to straight up kill Earth's biggest threat. Five stars. Would merc again." Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 7 3
Quote1.png Not sure if you noticed or not, but I was on something of a self-absorbed monologue there. That kind of narcissism is tough to foster outside of social media. Actually -- where's my phone? I should totally tweet about this. #SurroundedByAssassinsButStillKillingIt Quote2.png
Deadpool: Assassin Vol 1 5
Quote1.png Friends don't suck other friends' souls. Quote2.png
Deadpool: Assassin Vol 1 6
Quote1.png We are the lost ones who have found each other, and we will no longer let this wickedness rule Weirdworld! Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 7 4
Quote1.png I'm beginning to suspect my client didn't tell me everything about Jace. Quote2.png
Deadpool: Secret Agent Deadpool Vol 1 1
Quote1.png No one has... ever compared me positively to another person before. Quote2.png
Deadpool: Secret Agent Deadpool Vol 1 3
Quote1.png Aw, c'mon, Chally! It ain't like that! Besides, we both know how this is gonna go down. Quote2.png
Black Panther vs. Deadpool Vol 1 1
Quote1.png Dr. Dipson. It's okay. I'm here to help you. Quote2.png
Deadpool: Secret Agent Deadpool Vol 1 5
Quote1.png This has been fun. But I've been screwed by everyone here. And it's time to wrap this up. Quote2.png
Deadpool: Secret Agent Deadpool Vol 1 6
Quote1.png It's like I said, B.P., there's a rhythm to these super hero team-ups. First, the small misunderstanding. Then, the big fight (which was a tie by the way). So you'd better patch me up quick. Because we both know what happens in issue #3. Quote2.png
Black Panther vs. Deadpool Vol 1 2
Quote1.png I know you're feeling hurt right now, and I can't really explain why none of you got any Christmas gifts this year, but all I can tell you is... yes. I will kill Santa Claus! Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 7 7
Quote1.png You want to give me a gift? Help me get through this next short and end the fever-dream journal this maniac calls a comic! Quote2.png
Season's Beating Vol 1 1
Quote1.png Face it, Panther... I just hit the jackpot. Quote2.png
Black Panther vs. Deadpool Vol 1 4
Quote1.png Let's go see if Silly's intel is correct or if this is some elaborate prank Negasonic is pulling on me. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 7 8
Quote1.png Does anyone have any idea what is going on? Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 44
Quote1.png Thanks, Webs. Way to keep the book All Ages. Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 45
Quote1.png The names's Pool... Deadpool. I'm here to gamble too, except I hate leaving anything to chance so I'm going to just take 20 million out of the cage and gamble that I don't have to kill anybody. And if I have to kill anybody -- I'm killing everybody. Quote2.png
Deadpool Unleashed Vol 1 24
Quote1.png You know what? Keep the damn thing, you old romantic, you. Who knows, maybe it'll work this time! Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 7 9
Quote1.png Wait, did you just call him "Peter"? Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 46
Quote1.png Hey, T'Challa? Am I a good person? Quote2.png
Black Panther vs. Deadpool Vol 1 5
Quote1.png This is ridiculous... this guy has snaked six jobs from me in the last two weeks. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 7 10
Quote1.png Kick him while he's down, eh? I've taught you well, Webs. Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 47
Quote1.png Take it from me, the guy they call the Merc with a Mouth... sometimes your best weapon is shutting the &%#$ up so the guy with the healing factor doesn't have time to grow his bones back. Because if that happens... your whole revenge plot is going to last an issue longer than you anticipated. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 7 11
Quote1.png Right. Okay. First, the fourth wall is the problem. Somehow. Second, the fourth wall used to not be in existence. Until, third, the fourth wall re-appeared... at the same time as the Manipulator. Ergo, the Manipulator... is the fourth wall. Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 49
Quote1.png You're letting Weasel boss you around? What kind of revenge plot is this? Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 7 12
Quote1.png Comics solve every problem! Quote2.png
Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 50
Quote1.png It's these small-time petty jobs I'm getting. I'm hazy from the memory wipe, but I know I'm better than mercing out lame extras from Sons of Anarchy. I'm Dead-#@%$-pool! I need to let these &#@!$ know I'm back in the merc game, and these ***** little jobs aren't cutting it. I need something... I don't know... bigger. Quote2.png
Deadpool Unleashed Vol 2 1
Quote1.png You're right. Okay, well, bottom line... she asked me if I'd save the planet by going to Australia and defeating the trolls. I was all like, 'Yeah, sure, I guess. Whatever.' Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 7 13
Quote1.png So. What's our stupid, probably suicidal plan? Quote2.png
Domino: Hotshots Vol 1 4
Quote1.png I'll do what you want, but you gotta do something for me first. Erase my memory again and promise to leave Ellie alone. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 7 15
Quote1.png I've heard about this kind of immersive therapy before... but to see it in action like this? I really think this is just the kind of thing I need. But I gotta ask... why pick Carnage? He's such a loser. And I'm not really impressed with all this weird added cult crap, either. Quote2.png
Absolute Carnage vs. Deadpool Vol 1 1
Quote1.png So what do you say we skip the Deadpool fighting-the-herd-of-clown-cows scene and go straight to brass tacks. Come on. Pe-ter Quin-cy. Quote2.png
Deadpool Annual Vol 5 1
Quote1.png Hey! That was my favorite flamethrower! Had it since grade school. Hell, I even went on to minor in flamethrower in college. Just so you know, though... shooting the $%#& outta repugnant dillbags was my major. Quote2.png
Absolute Carnage vs. Deadpool Vol 1 2
Quote1.png What do you mean it's not free? I'm a king. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 8 1
Quote1.png Oh great. We've entered the referring to himself in third person part of the battle. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 8 4
Quote1.png I'm coming home, %$#&! I hope they have a pool. Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 8 6
Quote1.png This is a tie-in event, man. It's go big or go home time! Quote2.png
Deadpool Vol 8 10
Quote1.png Well, officer, if you have enough evidence that this man assaulted you, submit that to the district attorney, and... I'm sure a jury will find this man guilty. Especially since I'm representing this man. Quote2.png
Savage Avengers Vol 1 17
Quote1.png Go back to Narnia! Quote2.png
Savage Avengers Vol 1 18
Quote1.png Hey, welcome back to Chapter two of Deadpool's Vertical Comic Jamboree! All me, all chapter long! (What? That's not true? Oh. What he's in it again? *sigh* Quote2.png
X-Men Unlimited Infinity Comic Vol 1 14
Quote1.png I know, right? Really butt-diving into the MU Handbook for some of these turds. A hundred powers and not one of them can make me a chicken parm sub. Quote2.png
X-Men Unlimited Infinity Comic Vol 1 17
Quote1.png I've changed my mind! This is the stupidest plan ever! Quote2.png
X-Men Unlimited Infinity Comic Vol 1 20
Quote1.png I once was the King of Staten Island. But I won't rest until I'm the bastard prince of Krakoa. Quote2.png
Wolverine Vol 7 20
Quote1.png It's an angel of God. My glorious Bea Arthur-- Quote2.png
Bernice Frankel (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Doctor Not Apollo Creed? Quote2.png
Carl Weathers (Earth-616)
Quote1.png See, Cordyceps Jones... he's alien. He's not like you and me. You ever hear about that fungus that takes over ants? It starts out as a spore on the breeze... then it gets into an ant, and it lodges in his teeny tiny little brain. And it grows. And while it's growing, it makes Mr. Ant climb -- higher, right to the top of the nearest plant. Where the fungus can spore again. Doesn't end too well for the ant. And that Cordyceps. He's not a humanoid -- he's a spore. A fungus, taking over host bodies and making them climb, right to the top. Quote2.png
Cordyceps Jones (Earth-616)
Quote1.png This numbnut calling himself the Human Adaptoid hates all superhumans. So what does he do? He gives himself the powers of one hundred bad guys-- --including the perpetuar cellular regeneration (taken from the gonads of yours truly) to help his body handle all the machismo. Quote2.png
Dungeon Warden (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You're like a girl version of that old Spidey villain, right? I ask because... You know... If there are more girl Spidey-villains, I have this great idea for a Sinister Six calendar. Quote2.png
Elaine Coll (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Dude--No one liked En Sabah Nur! But everyone loves Evan! Evan's that hope that we can all be better. That no matter where we come from, no matter how bad it was or what people expect us to be--nurture can beat nature. Quote2.png
Evan Sabahnur (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I want to ride my Sky-Cycle, Sky-Cycle, Sky-Cycle! Quote2.png
Farrokh Bulsara (Earth-616)
Quote1.png His name is Hit-Monkey. He's a hitman. Who's a monkey. You don't believe me. Look around you, dude -- he's real. Quote2.png
Hit-Monkey (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I am confused by you morally, psychologically and hormonally. A perfect mind-$%@# trifecta. Quote2.png
Itsy Bitsy (Earth-616)
Quote1.png That's Lasher... a war dog whose bite is worse than his bark. Quote2.png
Lasher (War Dog) (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Waaaaay more exciting than any other kind of mummy. Quote2.png
N'Kantu (Earth-61610)
Quote1.png Hey, If you looked Ryan Reynolds crossed with a Shar-Pei you'd understand! Quote2.png
Ryan Reynolds (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Man... I'll never look at a nun with anything but fear in my heart from now on... Quote2.png
Sister Butcchie (Earth-9712)
Quote1.png The yin to my yang. The peanut to my butter. Quote2.png
Victor von Doom (Earth-11638)
Quote1.png All that peace I felt is gone. I ruin it because I can. Because it's easy. I've fought for Preston. For the Camachos. I've fought for my friends. I've tried to make these people not just safe, but happy. I didn't go looking for these people. They walked into my life. And now the imbalance is restored. I've fought for the happiness of everyone around me. I've been willing to die for that happiness. I now realize I've never experienced happiness. I put on a good show... I simply don't know the meaning of the word... And I never will. Quote2.png
Wade Wilson (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Not me -- some pansy-face version of me-- Quote2.png
Wade Wilson (Earth-58161)
Quote1.png Hey... Kid... Dogpool was... well, he was a good dog. Quote2.png
Wade Wilson (Earth-103173)
Quote1.png Since you're only slightly less sexy than me, you're obviously in charge of this Motley Crew-- Quote2.png
Wanda Wilson (Earth-3010)
Quote1.png Are you guys seriously a video about this? Everything you need to know is in the story title: Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe! It doesn't get anymore TR;DR than that. Quote2.png
Marvel TL;DR Season 1 9
Quote1.png Show off the new bling, people! WE ARE THE DEADPOOL CORPS. Quote2.png
Deadpool Corps (Multiverse)
Quote1.png You know this is where super heroes go to get eaten by dinosaurs, right? Quote2.png
Savage Land
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Siryn
Can ye just shut up for one moment!?!
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Deadpool
...at this point, anything's possible...
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Deadpool Vol 2 3
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Deadpool
Aw, don't go away mad! I'm learning to be a hero! Teach me Obi-Wan Rand! Show me the ways of the farce!
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Luke Cage
I'm blaming you, Fist. Hammond hired this fool t'get back at you for not telling him about K'un Lun and now we all have to pay!
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Deadpool
Luke! Luke! Trust your feelings, Luke! Don't be seduced by the dark side!
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Heroes for Hire Vol 1 10
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Bullseye
Deadpoool, Deadpool, Deadpool...how long has it been?
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Deadpool
Issue sixteen, Greece...What's up, Bullseye?
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Deadpool Vol 3 28
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Deadpool
Was that a dive, or was that a dive?!
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Daredevil
If so--consider me the East German judge!
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Deadpool
Plagiarist! Oblique, obscure, irreverent and irrelevent references are my trademarked shtick!
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Daredevil
Only if they're properly published in the federal register.
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Deadpool
Poltroon! Pedant! you try to trump Deadpool on a legal technicality? And a pretty good one, too.
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Contest of Champions II Vol 1 4
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Wolverine
Howdy 'pool. How's it hangin'?
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Deadpool
Great. So now you're a comedian.
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Wolverine Annual Vol 1 1999

Cable
Wade... only thing that can help me is your blood. Only thing that can help you is mine.
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Deadpool
We're not gonna haveta kiss or anythin'... are we?
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Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 3
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Deadpool
Once and X-Man, always an X-Man!
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Hank
You're not an X-Man.
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Deadpool
Us muties got to stick together, right? Sometimes literally. I ever tell you 'bout the time I ran into Tar Baby in the sewer system?
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Hank
You're not a mutant, either.
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Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 9
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Weasel
What happened to Agent X-- Oh. Oh... You spelled out "Hi, Weasel" with his intestines.
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Deadpool
I knew you'd peek.
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Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 12

Cannonball
...if even Spider-Man could be corrupted...
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Deadpool
Hey don't give that guy too much credit. He was gonna suck the marrow out of my bones.
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Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 15

Sinister
Forgive me, I don't get many visitors.
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Deadpool
Well, what with the white face and all...
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Cable
For hundreds of years, mutants fought for equality, humans for survival of their species. Hundreds more as the last vestiges of humanity fought us for freedom. Hundreds more as mutants fought each other...
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Deadpool
But what for?
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Cable
for equality... for survival... for freedom...
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Deadpool
Sounds like an elephant walk.
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Cable
The snake eating its own tail.
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Spider-Man
You should be scared of me, Deadpool.
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Deadpool
But you were so adorable in your movies, Tobey Maguire-teary doe-eyes, disheveled hope and that sweet lisp...
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Citizen V
This is absurd! You idiot! I want Cable in power--why are we still hitting each other?
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Citizen V
Well?
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Deadpool
I don't know how to answer you!
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Citizen V
So you just keep fighting?
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Deadpool
I was hoping you'd forget you asked the question!
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Citizen V
Enough, then. I'm done.
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Deadpool
Hah! Gotcha then! I win. Okay. What did I just win?
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Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 29

Cable
Wade...
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Deadpool
Do not say thank you. Do not say you're proud of me. Do not say good-bye.
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Cable
Your zipper is down. (Deadpool looks down.) Made you look.
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Deadpool
You are so immature...
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Deadpool
Come to think of it, isn't the whole alien underoos thing your schtick?
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Spider-Man
It's a race of alien symbiotes--they bond to a host like chest hair to David Hasslefoff.
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Deadpool
See, even your pithy references have been time-twisted! I'm so confused!
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Spider-Man
You're confused? What are you babbling about?
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Deadpool
Forget it, okay. Symbiotic-covered dinosaur. What kinda powers we looking at here?
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Spider-Man
Super-speed. Strength. Agility. Indestructibility. Fire bothers them. Sonics really ring their bell.
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Deapool
Sonics? We could make them listen to the Jonas Brothers. That's pretty painful. Prob'ly the ASPCA would get on my case if I did that...
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Wolverine
Heh Heh Heh.
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Deadpool
Ah, crap. I really needed those.
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Tiger Shark
Dammit! I suck with this thing!
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Deadpool
Yeah, you do. And...you have dolphin teeth.
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Deadpool
No way! You know how much I could get for a real Iron Man breast plate on eBay? Let's just use the time to come up with more jokes about Osborn's hair, okay?
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Deadpool's inner voice
It looks like it was grown in a Petri dish.
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Deadpool
Haw! Nice one! His hairline isn't receding-- it's running away from his face!
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Norman Osborn
Who the hell is he talking to..?
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Deadpool
That boy's got a doo-doo head!
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Spider-Man
My mother's dead.
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Deadpool
Dead of Embarrassment because her son went to the barber to get his palms shaved after he shot webbing all over her couch.
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Spider-Man
Your mother is so ugly that a Skrull tried to copy her during the invasion and died...of ugly.
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Deadpool
Your mother's so stupid she tried to get bailout money so she could afford to pay attention.
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Spider-Man
Your mother's so stupid she thinks Cheerios are donut seeds.
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Deadpool
Your mother's so fat, Hank Pym had to beat her up in the back of a Quinjet.
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Spider-Man
And your mother's so ugly--she made this! (pulls off Deadpool's mask)
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Deadpool
Foul! Foul!!! That was low. Really low. You leave me no choice...but to hit you the mutha of all yo' mutha jokes! Yo' Mamma-Geddon. I busted this one out in the fourth grade. Reduced a gym teacher...a Marine...into a quivering mess of jelly. He never taught again. The second time. In eighth. A girl's pancreas ruptured. She never taught to begin with. And now she can't eat sugar either. I spent the rest of my life refining this crack...Hand-crafting each word...Distilling it into the single most devastating diss ever uttered. I sold it to the Mossad Training Corps...Though I admit, it doesn't work the same in Hebrew. People just bite off their own tongues. But in English. The three people that heard it were so shattered they all died within twenty-four hours...Dehydration from crying. That's a lot of tears, bro.
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Spider-Man
Bring it, Wade.
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Deadpool
Your mama--BDEET! BDEET! Ahhhh. That's a wrap. Man, I can't believe I almost hit you with the Yo' Mamma-Geddon.
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Spider-Man
Wait, what?!
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Cyclops
I don't know what to say...
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Deadpool
No thanks necessary--
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Cyclops
...other than "get the Hell outta here and don't come back."
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Deadpool Vol 4 18
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Deadpool
His name is Hit-Monkey. He's a hitman. Who's a monkey. You don't believe me.
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Spider-Man
Of course I don't.
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Deadpool Vol 4 19
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Deadpool
Shorty, put this through the tactical computer. How long can we last in a firefight against all those ships?
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Headpool
.03 seconds.
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Deadpool
Signal our surrender.
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Deadpool Corps Vol 1 3
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Deadpool
Sorry for the delay. I was kissing my girlfriend goodbye. You know how it is with girlfriends. I sure hope I don't get obliterated on this mission, so I can see my girlfriend again. I have a girlfriend.
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Kidpool
Congratulations on your cooties.
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Ghost Rider
Look into my eyes, Wade Wilson...and feel the pain of penance long overdue.
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Deadpool
What...the #$%& are you talkin' about?!
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Ghost Rider
My penance stare will reveal all of your past sins to you. You will see through the eyes of those you have wronged, those you have destroyed.
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Deadpool
Heh...so, like a highlight reel?
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Ghost Rider
Yes.
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Deadpool
Well, what're you waitin' for? Roll the #$&%#& tape.
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Deadpool Vol 4 26
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Deadpool
Is that my apology?!
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Wolverine
It's as close as yer gonna get.
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Deadpool
Deadpool shoots Wolverine
Okay. Well, this is as close as I'm gonna get to accept it.
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Deadpool Vol 4 51

Taskmaster
You want me to do... what?
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Deadpool
Train me.
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Taskmaster
Train you to...
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Deadpool
To do what I do.
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Taskmaster
That doesn't make any sense
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Deadpool
Uh, hello? Look who you're talkin' to!
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Deadpool Vol 4 56
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Deadpool
The.. The s-serum...
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Evil Deadpool
Didn't work
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Deadpool Vol 4 63
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Deadpool
I might have missed you.
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Fantomex
I might have missed you as well. But I was dead and couldn't. But I might have if I could.
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Ronald Reagan zombie
In my day we had handsome heroes like Mr. Fantastic, and lady She-Hulk. Whatever happened to matinee idols like Captain Marvel?
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Deadpool
He got cancer so I stopped reading his book. But I started again now that he's a super-hot chick.
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Wade
They're gonna be really pissed off.
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Preston
Good.
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Deadpool Vol 5 16
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Captain America
Your camp has fallen. I urge you to surrender. You don't need to die tonight.
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Wolverine
I urge you not to listen to Cap and keep fightin'!
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Deadpool
Uh, I haven't prepared any remarks, so why don't you just do what your heart tells you?
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Deadpool
Hey, how anatomically correct are Life Model Decoys?
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Preston
What? Why would you even think that?
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Preston
...
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Preston
Crap. Everything better be right where it was.
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Deadpool
Preston is pissed at you.
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Agent Adsit
My arm is broken.
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Deadpool
Her neck was snapped.
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Agent Adsit
It's not the same. I bet her neck didn't hurt after she died.
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Deadpool Vol 5 22
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Deadpool
You impress me, Fury. I didn't think you would want to stage Hitler's body like he was another Black Dahlia to cover our tracks.
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Nick Fury
...I'm not thinking that, you freak.
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Deadpool Vol 5 26
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Carnage
Who the hell do you think you are?
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Deadpool
Me? I'm Deadpool... The merc with the purdy mouth.
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Deadpool vs. Carnage Vol 1 1
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Deadpool
I feel nervous.
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Shiklah
Are you happy?
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Deadpool
Yes, that's why I feel nervous. I don't get too many happy endings. That's not a euphemismmph! For one night, everything in the world was perfect.
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Deadpool Vol 5 27
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Carnage
Let's do this thing! Carnage vs. Deadpool! Round two!
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Deadpool
I think you mean "Deadpool vs. Carnage."
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Deadpool vs. Carnage Vol 1 2
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Joshua Utler
I promised my brother I would protect Ellie from you... but I realized he was the bigger threat to her. I kept her safe from this #$%& world... now that's your job. I hope my brother was wrong about you. On your life, do you promise to...
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Deadpool
On my life, I'll protect her.
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Deadpool
Sorry about Logan.
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Ororo Munroe
What about him?
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Deadpool
Whoops, spoilers! Nevermind. Eh. He'll be back.
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Deadpool Vol 5 35

Hawkeye
Ow. Dammit! My head is killing me. Be more careful, not everyone has non-stop regeneration!
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Deadpool
Didn't you get sucked into a jet engine one time?
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Hawkeye
That was totally different!
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Hawkeye vs. Deadpool Vol 1 1
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Deadpool
Use your ears and your brain for just a moment. You think I killed your family. I did not. I don't know why I care so much that you believe me, but I do. Actually, I do know why I want you to believe me. We're a lot alike. They poked us, they prodded us, and they turned us into animals for their own designs. I know how confusing it is to live with the garbage they put in your head. Everything changed for me after I made the realization that I wasn't the animal. The doctors that made us are the animals.
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Omega Red
Why... why are you trying to help me?
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Deadpool
Because I had help, too. I was made to realize that we're not responsible for the power they gave us, but we damn well better be responsible for how we use it. I used it to spend my life making innocent people pay for what was done to me. I didn't want to live like that anymore.
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Deadpool Vol 5 44

Rogue
First Johnny flies away, and then Quicksilver runs off. Rogers asked me to quarterback this squad. Would they treat him like this? Is it 'cause I'm a woman?
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Deadpool
Let's not jump to any conclusions. Maybe it's because you're a mutant?
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Rogue
HA!
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Doctor Voodoo
Not helping, Deadpool.
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Deadpool
That's my mutant power -- not helping.
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Deadpool
I've never felt so good in my life. You did that for me.
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Spider-Man
Feeling's mutual. And P.S., I didn't do much. You just finally got it through your thick skull... you're a good guy. Good guys stick together. Nothing's gonna change that.
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Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol 1 9
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Hawkeye
We were trying to help you, Wade.
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Deadpool
I know. That's why neither of you is going to the hospital.
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Hawkeye
We were trying to help you, Wade.
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Deadpool
I know. That's why neither of you is going to the hospital.
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Deadpool
So...what makes you think Krakoa is going to let us in? In my experience, the island gets pretty picky about who gets to walk across its butt.
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Juggernaut
With good reason.
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Deadpool
Yeah, I guess. Just would be kinda nice to merit, y'know...?
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Juggernaut
Yeah. I know.
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