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Quotes by William Kaplan (Earth-616)

Quote1.png We've got theories. My favorite is that he's a living concept-- the platonic ideal of a "bad guy" wearing a flesh suit. Quote2.png
--William Kaplan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png We're gonna need more than costumes... Quote2.png
--William Kaplan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png You're a super hero, Kate. You were always a super hero. I guess we all are. Quote2.png
--William Kaplan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Eli...you're...bleeding. What happened to your powers? Quote2.png
--William Kaplan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png Don't freak out, Teddy. But... I think you're the king of space. Quote2.png
--William Kaplan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png I get anxiety. I don't think I'm good enough. I don't like myself, even though I know -- rationally, I know -- doesn't matter. I have bad days. Bad thoughts. And sometimes... sometimes, yeah. They're hard to fight. But I don't let them win every day. And I'm damn sure not going to let you win today. You're just a cheap little bully who likes breaking toys, Moridun -- and you shouldn't have let me see you! Get out of my head! Quote2.png
--William Kaplan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png We are the New Avengers and the whole world just saw the New Avengers run away. So, c'mon. We're taking it back. Quote2.png
--William Kaplan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png He can't even say goodbye without turning it into an intricate scheme. Quote2.png
--William Kaplan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png They fooled the tech, knowing that'll fool the royal guard. But it can't fool you, right? Because it sure can't fool me. I know Teddy Altman better than anyone else -- on this Earth or off it -- and that guy up there... that is not the man I married. Quote2.png
--William Kaplan (Earth-616)
Quote1.png See, I'm the child of a witch and an android. I'm their wish come true. Bigger than magic, living information, retro-reincarnated in human form. Now, my brother? He'd give you a physical fight. He'd warp time and space to punch you fifty times a second. But when I warp time and space... I use my words. And I say I'm a bigger deal in this reality than you are. Now sit tight, you little pest... While we clean up the mess you made. Quote2.png
--William Kaplan (Earth-616)

Conversations with William Kaplan (Earth-616)

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Doctor Doom
I know this will disapoint you, child ... but Wanda Maximoff is here of her own free will.
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Wiccan
Wanda Maximoff is here because you've put some kind of spell on her.
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Wanda Maximoff
Wanda Maximoff is in the room, and she can speak for herself.
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Avengers: The Children's Crusade #4
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Loki
Basically, it's a creature that lurks out there, looking to get its teeth into fledging powerhouses like you. A tempting lure was waggled before your nose and you bit, Mr. Kaplan.
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Loki
And in passing, as a pagan deity, I must say that is a terrible name. Are you even a wiccan?
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Wiccan
What should I do?
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Loki
Well, I've got a list of suggestions for alternative pseudonyms you could peruse--
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Wiccan
Not about that!
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Young Avengers Vol 2 #2

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