Only Santa can bring love and joy to children's faces. Only Santa can see into their hearts and minds and determine guilt or innocence without due process! and only Santa has the speed and stamina to deliver a Glock 9mm to every girl and boy in the star system!!! 
Appearing in 1st story
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
Antagonists:
- C.I.A.
- Blind Al
- Emrys Killabrew (First appearance)
- Crescent Moon Knights
- God (Invoked)
- Inez Temple
Other Characters:
- Bob's father (First appearance)
- Bob's mother (First appearance)
- Kane (First appearance)
Races and Species:
Locations:
- Earth-TRN133
- Earth
- United States of America
- Virginia
- Cincinnati, Ohio (Mentioned)
- Afghanistan
- Paris, France (Mentioned)
- Rome, Italy (Mentioned)
- Madrid, Spain (Mentioned)
- Reykjavík, Iceland (Mentioned)
- Fiji (Mentioned)
- United States of America
- Earth
Items:
Synopsis for 1st story
- Synopsis not yet written
Solicit Synopsis
How do Deadpool and Bob, the two most wanted terrorists in the world, spend their holiday break? By faking their own deaths, breaking into CIA headquarters, hunting down internet-porn-peddling jihadists and causing a riot in an insane asylum, of course!