Hey, kids! Sing with me! ♫ The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round. ♫ My fists #$& up Sabertooth's face: pound, pound, pound. ♫ Pound pound pound. ♫ Cats go meow meow meow? ♫ Uh. Don't be a Deadpool, stay in school! 
Appearing in "To Me, My Ex-Man"
Featured Characters:
- ⏴ Deadpool (Wade Wilson) ⏵ (Main story and flashback)
Supporting Characters:
- X-Men
- ⏴ Sabretooth (Victor Creed) ⏵ (Main story and flashback)
- Magneto (Erik Lehnsherr)
Antagonists:
- Zebadiah Creed (Only in flashback)
- Butler (Bartol Utler) (Only in flashback)
Other Characters:
- S.H.I.E.L.D.
- Agent Scott Adsit
- Two unnamed agents
- Mercs for Money (Mentioned)
- Wolverine (Logan) (Mentioned)
- Hailey Wilson (Mentioned) (Deceased)
- Thomas Wilson (Mentioned) (Deceased)
- Numerous unnamed Canadians
- Bea Arthur (Mentioned) (Topical Reference)
- Aliza and her family (First appearance)
- Zebadiah Creed's father (Mentioned) (Deceased)
Races and Species:
Locations:
- Earth (Main story and flashback)
- United States of America
- Canada (Main story and flashback)
- Hell (Invoked)
Items:
- Deadpool's Suit (Main story and flashback)
- Deadpool's Katanas (Main story and flashback)
- Avengers Identicard (Mentioned)
- Terrigen Mist (Mentioned)
Synopsis for "To Me, My Ex-Man"
- Synopsis not yet written
Solicit Synopsis
• DEADPOOL VS. SABRETOOTH, Part II!
• When two unkillable men go to war, there’s bound to be collateral damage.
• But this time, Deadpool is serious about it.
• I know, I know — how can Deadpool be serious?Notes
Legacy Numbering[]
- Based on the Marvel Legacy renumbering infographic, this issue corresponds to Deadpool #259.
