I know you're feeling hurt right now, and I can't really explain why none of you got any Christmas gifts this year, but all I can tell you is... yes. I will kill Santa Claus! 
Appearing in "Christmas missed us!"
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- Santa Claus (Main story and flashback)
- Mrs. Claus (First full appearance)
Antagonists:
- Tinsel (First appearance; dies) (Main story and flashback)
- Roxxon (Main story and flashback)
Other Characters:
- New Yorkers
- Zoe (First appearance)
- Several unnamed children
- Numerous unnamed New Yorkers
- Rudolph (Toy)
- Deadpool, Inc. (Referenced)
- Elsa (Mentioned) (Topical Reference)
- PEZ (Mentioned) (Topical Reference)
- Avengers
- Dasher (Main story and flashback)
- Dancer (Main story and flashback)
- Swamp Queen (Jennifer Kale) (Mentioned)
- Prancer (Behind the scenes in main story and appears in flashback)
- Vixen (Behind the scenes in main story and appears in flashback)
- Comet (Behind the scenes in main story and appears in flashback)
- Cupid (Behind the scenes in main story and appears in flashback)
- Donner (Behind the scenes in main story and appears in flashback)
- Blitzen (Main story and flashback)
Races and Species:
- Mutants (Main story and flashback)
- Unicorns (Poster)
- Humans (Main story and flashback)
- Reindeer (Main story and flashback)
- Robots (Poster)
- Dogs
- Bears (Toy)
- Celestials (Corpse, skeleton or other remains)
- Asgardians
- Mice (Mentioned)
- Elves (Main story and flashback)
Locations:
- Earth (Main story and flashback)
- United States of America
- New York
- New York City
- Westchester County
- Cortlandt
- Croton-on-Hudson
- Fairwoods Mall
- Sweet Stuffs
- Deadpool, Gun/Swords for Hire
- Sweet Stuffs
- Fairwoods Mall
- Croton-on-Hudson
- Cortlandt
- New York
- Arctic Ocean (Main story and flashback)
- Arctic Circle (Main story and flashback)
- North Pole (Main story and flashback)
- Avengers Mountain
- Santa's Workshop (Main story and flashback)
- Roxxon Toys facility (First appearance)
- North Pole (Main story and flashback)
- Arctic Circle (Main story and flashback)
- Weirdworld, Bermuda Triangle, Atlantic Ocean (Mentioned)
- United States of America
Items:
- Deadpool's Suit and Katanas
- Unidentified metal arm prosthesis
- Cloak of Levitation
Events:
Synopsis for "Christmas missed us!"
- Synopsis not yet written
Solicit Synopsis
GET NAUGHTY!
• Deadpool gets his most difficult mission yet…TAKE OUT SANTA CLAUS!
• Jolly old St. Nick ain’t so jolly no more. He’s downright DEADLY!
• The best Christmas story since Die Hard! YOU HEARD US!!!Notes
Legacy Numbering[]
- Based on the legacy number box on the cover, this issue corresponds to Deadpool #307.