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...none of this is actually happening. There is a man. At a typewriter. This is all his twisted imagination. 
Solicit Synopsis
Johnny Handsome
Acclaimed writer Christopher Priest takes on Deadpool!
Secrets of Deadpool's past are revealed as Wade Wilson is rescued from limbo! But when Loki tasks him with capturing Thor's hammer, will Wade prove himself worthy? And, wait did Loki just say he was Deadpool's father?! Cursed with the gorgeous face of a movie star, Wade's life goes from bad to worse when he gains two squabbling new roommates: Titania and Constrictor! Then, Taskmaster hires Deadpool to train three wannabe villains in a dangerous outer-space mission - but who is plotting to kill whom? When Wade is hired to catnap Killmonger's pet leopard, can he triumph over Wakanda and the Avengers? And what is Titania's secret? The answer to your first question is shaddup! Plus: Deadpool vs. Wolverine! And on Counter-Earth, the Remnants battle their former leader: Deadpool!
Volume 5 of the Deadpool Epic Collection - Years Covered: 1999-2000.
"Crying Wolf"
"Chapter X, Verse 1: Sending in the Clowns"
"Chapter X, Verse 2"
"Chapter X, Verse 3"
"Chapter X, Verse 4: Benediction"
"Johnny Handsome, Scene 1"
"Johnny Handsome, Scene 2"
"Warriors Four!"
"Frag! Or: Why Lucas Won't Release SW on DVD is Beyond Us!"
"Silent but Deadly Interlude"
"The Menaced Phantom"
"Cat Trap (Part 1)"
"More of That Business with the Avengers"
"Johnny Handsome Bites the Dust"
"All Along the Watchtower"
"All Along the Watchtower: Part 2"
"The Day the Earth Got Ill!"
"Everyone Hates Fight Man!"
Notes
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