"But despite all of our super-powers, armor, shields, and other various knick-knacks, the only person on Earth who could stop the mega-puke-o-tron was Deadpool. Which is why we hired him to straight up kill Earth's biggest threat. Five stars. Would merc again." 
- —Deadpool speaking for Captain America
Appearing in 1st story
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- Colossus (Piotr Rasputin)
- Deadpool, Inc.
- Kreekore (First appearance)
- King Lokk (First appearance)
Antagonists:
- Groffon the Regurger (Death)
- Gurgers (Death)
Other Characters:
- Medusa (Medusalith Amaquelin)
- Luke Cage
- Avengers
- Good Lord (Yahweh) (Invoked)
- Mother of God (Mary) (Invoked)
- Wolverine (Logan) (Mentioned) (Deceased)
- Numerous unnamed New Yorkers
- Spider-Man (Peter Parker) (Mentioned)
- Champions (Mentioned)
- X-Men (Mentioned)
- Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green) (Mentioned)
- Scrub Daddy (Mentioned) (Topical Reference)
- Roxxon News
- Dan (First appearance) (Appears on screen)
- Kelly Kind (First appearance) (Appears on screen)
- Hailey Wilson (Mentioned) (Deceased)
- Scottie Young (Mentioned)
Races and Species:
- Gurgers
- Humans
- Inhumans
- Celestials
- Mutants
- Asgardians
- Human-Kree Hybrids
- Human-Inhuman Hybrids
- Horses (Named only)
- Unidentified alien species
Locations:
- Milky Way Galaxy
- Sol System
- Earth
- United States of America
- New York
- New York City
- Manhattan
- Midtown
- 49th Street and Eighth Avenue (Mentioned)
- Midtown
- Manhattan
- Westchester County
- Cortlandt
- Croton-on-Hudson
- Fairwoods Mall
- Sweet Stuffs
- Deadpool, Gun/Swords for Hire (Name revealed)
- Sweet Stuffs
- Fairwoods Mall
- Croton-on-Hudson
- Cortlandt
- New York City
- New York
- United States of America
- Earth
- Sol System
Items:
- Deadpool's Katanas
- X-Uniform
- Cloak of Levitation
- Unidentified metal arm prosthesis
- Thor's golden hammer
- Nintendo (Mentioned) (Topical Reference)
- Panther Habit
- Iron Man Armor Model 29 (Extremis Armor)
- Captain America's Shield
- Baby Variants (Mentioned) (Topical Reference)
Vehicles:
- Deadpool's Hot Rod Surfboard (Destruction)
Synopsis for 1st story
- Synopsis not yet written
Solicit Synopsis
THE BATTLE FOR PLANET EARTH!
• That escalated quickly.
• Deadpool’s got a plan, and those usually work out flawlessly, so everyone, don’t worry! Earth is TOTALLY GOING TO BE FINE.
• But, uh, just in case, anyone have an extra spaceship or a teleporter or some interstellar conveyance? I’m sure Deadpool’s got it in hand, just, you know, better safe than sorry…Notes
Legacy Numbering[]
- Based on the legacy number box on the cover, this issue corresponds to Deadpool #303.