FuckFace was a well built, quiet boy, until an unhappy incident during shark-fishing left him terribly disfigured with only one eye.[citation needed]

As an adult, he became a mercenary and soldier for Colonel Gagarin. Whomever didn't obey the Colonel would be tortured and raped by FuckFace.[citation needed]

After FuckFace had killed S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Li,[1] Nick Fury killed FuckFace with a special projectile that made his head explode.[2]

Strength level

Incredibly strong for a human.[citation needed]


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