Honest, I know you wouldn't think it to look at me...but I have a body that could stop traffic. 
Appearing in "Mistaken Identity Crisis"
Featured Characters:
- Big Bertha (Ashley Crawford) (Main story and flashback)
Supporting Characters:
- Great Lakes Avengers (Main story and flashback)
- Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green) (Main story and flashback)
- Monkey Joe (Main story and flashback) (Death)
- Flatman (Dr. Val Ventura) (Main story and flashback)
- Mr. Immortal (Craig Hollis) (Only in flashback)
- Doorman (DeMarr Davis) (Only in flashback)
- Dinah Soar (Only in flashback)
- Deathurge (Only in flashback)
Antagonists:
- Leather Boy (Gene Lorrene) (Impersonates Doctor Doom) (Only in flashback)
- Batrocs Brigade (Main story and flashback)
- Batroc the Leaper (Georges Batroc) (Main story and flashback)
- Zaran (Maximillian Zaran) (Main story and flashback)
- Machete (Mariano Lopez) (Main story and flashback)
- Maelstrom (Only in flashback)
- Dr. Tannenbaum the Yuletide Terrorist (Behind the scenes) (Only in flashback)
Other Characters:
- Mirror Modeling (Only in flashback)
- Paolo (Only in flashback)
- Captain Ultra (Griffin Gogol) (Appears on a computer screen, TV, or hologram only)
- Grasshopper (Doug Taggert) (Photo)
- Deadpool (Wade Wilson) (Photo)
- Hawkeye (Clint Barton) (Photo)
- Mockingbird (Bobbi Morse) (Photo)
- Oblivion (Only in flashback) (Cameo)
- Black Bolt (King Blackagar Boltagon) (Appears on a computer screen, TV, or hologram only) (Cameo)
- Quasar (Wendell Vaughn) (Appears on a computer screen, TV, or hologram only) (Cameo)
- Ikaris (Appears on a computer screen, TV, or hologram only) (Cameo)
- Eternity (Only in flashback) (Cameo)
- Infinity (Only in flashback) (Cameo)
- Lord Chaos (Only in flashback) (Cameo)
- Master Order (Only in flashback) (Cameo)
- Celestials (Only in flashback) (Cameo)
- Arishem the Judge (Only in flashback) (Cameo)
- Gammenon the Gatherer (Only in flashback) (Cameo)
- Tefral the Surveyor (Only in flashback) (Cameo)
- Oneg the Prober (Only in flashback) (Cameo)
- Nezarr the Calculator (Only in flashback) (Cameo)
- Uatu the Watcher (Only in flashback) (Cameo)
- Living Tribunal (Only in flashback) (Cameo)
- In-Betweener (Only in flashback) (Cameo)
- Galactus (Only in flashback) (Cameo)
- Man-Thing (Theodore Sallis) (Only in flashback)
- Jensen
- Mr. Fantastic (Reed Richards) (Mentioned)
Races and Species:
Locations:
- Earth (Main story and flashback)
- United States of America (Main story and flashback)
- Wisconsin (Main story and flashback)
- Milwaukee (Main story and flashback)
- Lake Bluff Elementary School (First appearance) (Only in flashback)
- GLA Headquarters (Only in flashback)}
- University of Wisconsin–Milwaukee (First appearance) (Only in flashback)
- Regional offices of Roxxon Energy Corporation (Only in flashback)
- Milwaukee (Main story and flashback)
- Lake Michigan (Main story and flashback)
- Wisconsin (Main story and flashback)
- Rome, Italy (Mentioned)
- Milan, Italy (Mentioned)
- London, England, United Kingdom (Mentioned)
- Paris, France (Mentioned)
- United States of America (Main story and flashback)
Items:
- Squirrel Girl's Costume
- Grasshopper's Suit (Photo)
- Giant Scissors (Main story and flashback)
- Giant Robot Snowman (First full appearance) (Only in flashback)
- Leather Doctor Doom's Armor (Only in flashback)
Vehicles:
- Quin-Jetta (Only in flashback)
Synopsis for "Mistaken Identity Crisis"
At the end of everything Big Bertha reflects on her time as a GLA member and how she transforms from Big Bertha to a supermodel (regurgitation). Early on the day of the end of everything Big Bertha watches a tape of Doorman trying to recruit Captain Ultra, the news report mentions that they only successfully recruited Squirrel Girl. When Squirrel Girl and Flatman return home they find Doorman putting up picture of Hawkeye, Grasshopper, Dinah Soar and Mockingbird. Noticing she was getting scared, Flatman moves on with the tour and introduces her to Mister Immortal, currently drunk and impaled on giant scissors. Deathurge appears at the window then travels to see Maelstrom. It is revealed Deathurge was once a minion of Maelstrom and that he is now working for Oblivion. Maelstrom tells him he plans to destroy the universe. Meanwhile, Doorman and Squirrel Girl argue over leaving Monkey Joe on guard duty. She claims Monkey Joe once defeated Doctor Doom and they let him guard with Mister I. Bertha reminds herself of the only true superheroic thing the team has ever done and that it is when they stopped a giant snowman robot. Flatman goes investigating the things Batroc's Brigade. Doorman reveals he's been trying to get squirrel girl to quit so she'd be safe from the team's misfortune whilst back at the base a mysterious stranger breaks in, snaps Mister Immortals neck and kills Monkey Joe. Big Bertha returns home and finds the corpse and Mister I's neck-broken-body. Back at the end of everything she watches as Flatman falls into the portal.
