Friends of Hydra, I invited you here to celebrate our latest weapon: The Kiss of Hydra! Tonight we will destroy the world and there is nothing anyone can do about it! 
Appearing in "Who is Hank Johnson?"
Featured Characters:
- Hank Johnson (First appearance)
Supporting Characters:
- Hydra (First appearance)
- Madame Hydra (Ophelia Tarleton) (First appearance)
- Coop (First appearance; dies)
- Numerous unnamed agents
- Becky Johnson (First appearance)
- Freddie Johnson (First appearance)
- Madeline Johnson (First appearance)
- Hank's baby (First appearance) (Unnamed)
Antagonists:
- S.H.I.E.L.D. (First appearance)
- Nick Fury (First appearance)
- Agent Clay Quartermain (First appearance)
- Avengers (First appearance)
- Spider-Man (Peter Parker) (Photo)
- Captain America (Steve Rogers) (First appearance)
- She-Hulk (Jen Walters) (Mentioned)
- Hulk (Bruce Banner) (First appearance)
- Iron Man (Tony Stark) (First appearance)
- Rage (Elvin Haliday) (First appearance)
- Thor (Thor Odinson) (First appearance)
- Scarlet Witch (Wanda Maximoff) (Mentioned)
Other Characters:
- Hydra (First appearance)
- Gerry (First appearance; dies)
- Red Skull (Johann Shmidt) (Mentioned)
- Baron von Strucker (Wolfgang von Strucker) (First appearance) (Cameo)
- Baron Zemo (Heinrich Zemo) (First appearance)
- M.O.D.O.K. (George Tarleton) (First appearance)
- Shana Grossberg (First appearance)
- A.I.M. (Mentioned)
- Scott Grossberg (First appearance)
- The Hand (Mentioned)
- Emma J. (Madeline's classmate) (Mentioned)
- Clay Quartermain, Jr. (First appearance)
- Calder G. (Mentioned)
- Leo (First appearance)
- F.O.X.X. (Mentioned)
- Bob (Mentioned)
- Magneto (Max Eisenhardt) (Mentioned)
- Arnim Zola (Named only)
Races and Species:
- Humans
- Asgardians
- Mutants (Mentioned)
Locations:
- Earth-15513
- Battleworld
- Walled City of New York
- Manhattan
- Yorkville
- Hydra Tower (First appearance)
- Zola Road (First appearance)
- Johnson Residence (First appearance)
- Wolfgang von Strucker Elementary (First appearance)
- Yorkville
- Manhattan
- Walled City of New York
- Battleworld
Items:
- Spider-Man's Suit (Photo)
- Magneto's Helmet (Halloween Costume)
- Doomsday Chair (First appearance)
- The Kiss of Hydra (Only appearance, destroyed)
- Iron Man Armor Model 4 (First appearance)
- Mjolnir (First appearance)
- Captain America's Shield (First appearance)
- Captain America's Uniform (First appearance)
Vehicles:
- S.H.I.E.L.D. Flying Car (First appearance)
Synopsis for "Who is Hank Johnson?"
- Synopsis not yet written
Solicit Synopsis
• Hey there, comic reader! Have you ever wondered what Hydra agents do during their downtime? No? Well…then, uh, go read HAIL HYDRA. For everyone else with a burning desire to see a Hydra agent letting it all hang out, THIS IS THE BOOK FOR YOU! BE THRILLED as Hank picks up his kids from school! BE AMAZED as Hank talks with Hydra’s HR department! And BE STUPEFIED as Hank wishes he had picked a different line of work! From CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM executive producer David Mandel, Hank Johnson, Agent of Hydra will have you looking at faceless henchmen in a whole new light.
Trivia
- This issue's cover is an homage to that of Nick Fury, Agent of SHIELD #4.