History
Marmaduke Snood Jr. was a P.H.D, D.S., and L.L.D. who gained strange super-powers when eating a bowl of alphabet soup. The scientist then went into action as Stuporman. Investigating a series of strange fires in which the glass doorknobs of the homes were stolen, Stuporman learned that it was a plot orchestrated by Mike Muskrat to make fake diamonds. Even though Stuporman was a lazy hero with strange powers, he still managed to save the day and capture Muskrat. He was rewarded by the governor by being given his own park bench to sleep on.[1]
Nothing is as yet known about Stuporman's subsequent activities.Attributes
Powers
Stuporman appears to possess an odd assortment of superhuman abilities including; superhuman strength and speed as demonstrated by his ability to lift a piano with one hand while playing Chopin's Minute Waltz in 11 seconds. He is also supposedly a great hunter, as evidenced by his ability to stalk celery, he appears able to take violent trauma to the head without any adverse effects and may well be nigh on invulnerable. Stuporman is also able to sense danger with his super-conscious mind that tells him about trouble while he sleeps. He is also able to fly, but prefers to do so backwards to keep the dust out of his eyes.
Abilities
Stuporman possesses degrees in medicine, law, and science.
Paraphernalia
Equipment
Secret X-698 1/2 R Ray which allows him to create a swooshing vehicle.
Notes
Stuporman is an obvious parody of the DC Comics character Superman.