Running the country is all about appearances... and I'm the best-looking President ever. 
- —President Nelson
Appearing in "President Stripper"
Featured Characters:
- President Nelson
Supporting Characters:
- Senator Randall
- John Roberts
- Matt
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- Mr. Hahn
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- Washington, D.C.
- Roswell, New Mexico (Mentioned)
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Synopsis for "President Stripper"
An extremely ambitious stripper sets her sights on the White House, but soon finds that being President is not as much fun as she thinks.
Appearing in "I Was Inked By Sparky Hackworth!"
Featured Characters:
- Deirdre Parts
Supporting Characters:
- Biff Hardly
Antagonists:
- Sparky Hackworth (Mentioned)
Other Characters:
- Mr. Hahn
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Synopsis for "I Was Inked By Sparky Hackworth!"
A young woman falls in love with a wealthy hemorrhoid surgeon, but can't bring herself to tall him about her shameful tattoos.
Appearing in "I Was A Beach Blanket Barbarian!"
Featured Characters:
- Sheila Van Bimbomb
Supporting Characters:
- Felicity Floslott
Antagonists:
- Jack Flapp
Other Characters:
- Mrs. Van Bimbomb
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Synopsis for "I Was A Beach Blanket Barbarian!"
A vicious young heartbreaker finds herself flummoxed when a hunky lifeguard seems immune to her charms.
Appearing in "If Your Heart I Break ---!"
Featured Characters:
- Anne
- Matt Grad
Supporting Characters:
- Maria Grad
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Other Characters:
- Dazzler (Mentioned)
- Galactus (Mentioned)
- Irene Adler (Mentioned)
- Elektra (Mentioned)
- Jessica Alba (Mentioned)
- Natasha Romanoff (Mentioned)
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- Mandarin's Rings (Mentioned)
- Incredible Hulk #181 (Mentioned)
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Synopsis for "If Your Heart I Break ---!"
A young woman falls for a comic-book nerd but can't bring herself to dump him.
Appearing in "Hit Or Miss"
Featured Characters:
- Barbara
- Brian
Supporting Characters:
- Vicki
Antagonists:
- Auntie Shiv
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Synopsis for "Hit Or Miss"
A hitwoman falls in love with her latest target.