So, in your opinion, is the malaise of contemporary academia attributable to a trenchant for nihilist obscurantism or the age old tyranny of traditionalist orthodoxy? 
- —Bunsen Bunny, to Miss Muenster[1]
History
This anthropomorphic animal was one of the participants in the cheese queen beauty pageant of Hockawottamie, Wisconsin. One of the junior reporters of the Daily Beagle, Bunsen Bunny, interviewed her (with a difficult question she hesitated to answer) before the contest, which was interrupted by Spider-Ham capturing crimelord Kingpig.[1]