I may be quick -- I mean, you're looking at the dude who left Billy Pinder in the dust during a second grade sack race! 
Appearing in "If Thine Eyes Offend Thee..."
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- Brother Richard ⏵ (First appearance) (Main story and flashback)
- Brother Ian
- Caryn Earle
- Jill Stacy
Antagonists:
- William (Main story and flashback) (First appearance; dies)
Other Characters:
- Aunt May
- Terry
- Glory Grant (Cameo)
- Randy Robertson (Cameo)
- NYPD
- Barker (Mentioned)
- Mary Jane Watson (Referenced)
- Albert Einstein (Referenced)
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Locations:
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Vehicles:
- Monkmobile
Synopsis for "If Thine Eyes Offend Thee..."
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