History
Deadpool | This is bullshit. A script? Pfft! Like some dingus word-writer is gonna know better than me how to show how amazing I am. |
White box | "Amazing" is more Spider-Man's thing, really... |
Yellow box | Yeah, right. What's so amazing about that geek? |
White box | Well... superhuman strength and reflexes, extra-sensory perception, genius level intellect, the ability to stick to any surface... |
Yellow box | You know what else sticks to any surface? A load of goo. |
Deadpool | Oooh... Spider-Man... but does Spider-Man have a sweet-ass, super charged healing factor? No. But me? Some jackass gets lucky and tags me with a stray bullet? Whatever! Freaky cellular regeneration for the win, bitches! |