Appearing in "Uncouth Sweet Tooth, or B.O. Go Home!"
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
Antagonists:
- B.O. (First appearance)
Other Characters:
- Unnamed alien
- Orson Whales (First appearance)
- Elmer (First appearance)
- Elmer's wife
- Mr. Crawdad (First appearance)
- Mr. Rhesus (First appearance)
- Woodchuck Morris, the Specialist (First appearance)
- Steven Spielbird (Mentioned)
Races and Species:
Locations:
- Earth-8311
- New Jersey
- Daily Beagle Building
- Cleveland (Mentioned)
- Arkansas (Mentioned)
- Zanzibar (Mentioned)
- Mars (Mentioned)
Items:
Synopsis for "Uncouth Sweet Tooth, or B.O. Go Home!"
A spaceship left an alien in the woodlands of rural New Jersey and rang the doorbell of Orson Whales' house. After seeing the alien, Orson Whales ran through the streets and announced its presence, although nobody would believe him. He later mailed the alien to Jonah at the Daily Beagle. Jonah wanted to interview the alien and agreed with Upton to call him "B.O." due to him smelling bad and not wanting the comic book to get slapped with a lawsuit by Steven Spielbird's lawyers for calling him "E.T." When Jonah told B.O. to have a seat, the alien ate the chair, then ate the whole office, Jonah's necktie, and Upton's rhesus pieces before running out of the building. Jonah decided to search the east side with the junior newsboys and ordered Peter to search west.
Both Jonah and Peter encountered crying children who were victims of B.O.'s rampage. Meanwhile, at the office of Rhesus, he hired Woodchuck Morris to track down the alien.
Spider-Ham finally tracked down B.O. to an alley and when the alien punched him, the pig threw a spider tracer onto his back before losing consciousness. Woodchuck Morris drove a Rhesus' Pieces lured B.O. inside of the truck and attempted to trap him, but was shocked before the alien drove off. Jonah and the junior newsboys rushed to the Rhesus' Pieces headquarters to ask Rhesus about B.O.
Spider-Ham and Woodchuck Morris both continued their pursuits of B.O. while Jonah asked Rhesus if he knows where the alien is. Spider-Ham found B.O. driving the van towards the Rhesus' Pieces headquarters and when the alien rammed the gates open, Woodchuck Morris shot the van's tires with his guns. As B.O. ran towards the vat room, Spider-Ham and Woodchuck Morris both chased him and Mr. Rhesus and Mr. Crawdad both rushed there only to find him eating their secret formula. Mr. Rhesus threw a box of yeast at B.O., causing him to inflate. Then, Mr. Crawdad threw a throwing star at the alien, causing him to deflate and fly away into space. Afterwards, Mr. Rhesus made a proposition to both Spider-Ham and Woodchuck Morris that resulted in the creation of Super Hero Rhesus Pieces
Appearing in "The Asinine Torch vs. The Sub-Marsupial"
Featured Characters:
- Asinine Torch (First appearance)
- Sub-Marsupial (First appearance)
Antagonists:
- Weaselly Whizzard / Grand Whizzard of Professional Wrestling (First appearance)
Other Characters:
Races and Species:
Synopsis for "The Asinine Torch vs. The Sub-Marsupial"
While the Asinine Torch sold hot food on the street, he recalled the time with the Sub-Marsupial before the Weaselly Whizzard interrupted him and revealed that he had stopped being a supervillain and became the Grand Whizzard of Professional Wrestling. The Weaselly Whizzard convinced the Asinine Torch to become a wrestler and in the ring, he learned that his opponent was the Sub-Marsupial and the two began reminiscing about the past. The crowd booed the two elderly heroes and Weaselly Whizzard ordered them to start fighting, only for him to be punched out of the ring. Then, the two heroes punched the referee before punching all of the spectators.
See Also
- 12 image(s) from Peter Porker, The Spectacular Spider-Ham Vol 1 9
- 1 reprint(s) of Peter Porker, The Spectacular Spider-Ham Vol 1 9