History
Philip Hayden was a professor at an undisclosed "State University" where he was known as the "Brain". He admired the human mind and thought it above any muscle bound athlete in any form. After failing to court a woman named Lorna Bond to the athletic instructor Hank Cobb he began walking from campus and somehow stumbled into what he described as a "time flaw" that transported the professor back to the age of cave men. Philip attempted to communicate with them, but there lowered intellects made them hyper focused on primal strength. Soon they made Philip into a slave. Over time Philip gained muscles and even hunted with the cavemen but one night he overpowered his guard and made his way back to the stop of the time flaw. Transported back to the present but without fitting clothes he went to the home of Hank Cobb to borrow some and to tell him to stay away from Lorna. To Philip's surprise Hank informed him that after he disappeared, the replacement professor and Lorna got married, the man in question just as skinny as Phillip had been prior to his journey.[1]