I known I should quit being so frustrated and just accept it-- but I feel such bottomless pity for you, reader! For, absent the devastating influence of my Emoccordion, you must have read this entire comic-- without feeling a thing! 
Appearing in 1st story
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- Emoccordion (First appearance)
Synopsis for 1st story
- Synopsis not yet written
Appearing in "The Last Attack"
Featured Characters:
- Serpent (Cul Borson) (First appearance)
- Galactus (First appearance)
- Dormammu (First appearance)
- Thanos (First appearance)
Supporting Characters:
- The Worthy (First appearance)
- Nul (First appearance) (Possesses Bruce Banner)
- Angrir (First appearance) (Possesses Ben Grimm)
- Hulk (Bruce Banner) (Possessed by Nul) (First appearance)
- Thing (Ben Grimm) (Possessed by Angrir) (First appearance)
Other Characters:
- Avengers (First appearance)
- Iron Man (Tony Stark) (First appearance)
- Thor (First appearance)
- Spider-Man (Peter Parker) (First appearance)
- Ms. Marvel (Carol Danvers) (First appearance)
- Wolverine (Logan) (First appearance)
- Commander Steve Rogers (First appearance)
- Mr. Fantastic (Reed Richards) (First appearance)
- Bucky (James Barnes) (Mentioned)
- Mole Man (Harvey Elder) (First appearance)
Races and Species:
Locations:
- Earth-12011 (First appearance)
- Earth (First appearance)
- United States of America (First appearance)
- New York (First appearance)
- New York City (First appearance)
- Manhattan (First appearance)
- Midtown (First appearance)
- Columbus Circle (First appearance)
- Avengers Tower (First appearance)
- Columbus Circle (First appearance)
- Midtown (First appearance)
- Manhattan (First appearance)
- New York City (First appearance)
- New York (First appearance)
- United States of America (First appearance)
- Earth (First appearance)
Items:
- Hammer of Nul (First appearance)
- Spider-Man's Suit (First appearance)
- Wolverine's Suit (First appearance)
- Ms. Marvel's Suit (First appearance)
- Iron Man Armor Model 37 (Bleeding Edge Armor) (First appearance)
- Infinity Gauntlet (Item) (First appearance)
- Infinity Gems (First appearance)
- Mjolnir (First appearance)
Synopsis for "The Last Attack"
- Synopsis not yet written
Appearing in "This Man, This Misprint"
Featured Characters:
- Hunan Torch (Johnny Storm) (First appearance)
Supporting Characters:
- Fantastic Four (First appearance)
- Thing (Ben Grimm) (First appearance)
- Mr. Fantastic (Reed Richards) (First appearance)
- Invisible Girl (Sue Richards) (First appearance)
Antagonists:
- Galactus (First appearance)
- Dr. Doom (Victor von Doom) (First appearance)
Other Characters:
- Sunfire (Shiro Yoshida) (First appearance)
- Cyclops (Scott Summers) (First appearance)
- Silver Surfer (Norrin Radd) (First appearance)
- Wyatt Cenac (First appearance)
- Elliott Kalan (First appearance)
Races and Species:
Locations:
- Earth-11201 (First appearance)
- Earth (First appearance)
- United States of America (First appearance)
- New York (First appearance)
- New York City (First appearance)
- New York (First appearance)
- Latveria (First appearance)
- Doomstadt (First appearance)
- United States of America (First appearance)
- Earth (First appearance)
Items:
- Doctor Doom's Armor (First appearance)
- Cyclops' Visor (First appearance)
Synopsis for "This Man, This Misprint"
- Synopsis not yet written
Appearing in "Unholy Reunion"
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Other Characters:
- Invisible Woman (Susan Richards) (Mentioned)
- Ted (First appearance)
- Marv (First appearance)
- Spider-Man (Peter Parker) (Mentioned)
- Frightful Four (Mentioned)
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Synopsis for "Unholy Reunion"
- Synopsis not yet written
Appearing in "U-Nighted Health Services"
Featured Characters:
- Night Dentist (First appearance)
- Night Couples Therapist (First appearance)
- Night Chiropractor (First appearance)
- Night Urologist (First appearance)
- Night Optometrist (Liebowitz) (First appearance)
- Night Watchman (Uatu) (First appearance)
Supporting Characters:
- Giant-Man (Hank Pym) (First appearance)
- Spider-Man (Peter Parker) (First appearance)
- Mary Jane Watson-Parker (First appearance)
- Thing (Ben Grimm) (First appearance)
- Human Torch (Johnny Storm) (First appearance)
- Cyclops (Scott Summers) (First appearance)
Other Characters:
- Wyatt Cenac (First appearance)
- Elliott Kalan (First appearance)
- Charles Xavier (Mentioned)
Races and Species:
Locations:
- Earth-10112 (First appearance)
Items:
- Spider-Man's Suit (First appearance)
- Cyclops' Visor (First appearance)
Synopsis for "U-Nighted Health Services"
- Synopsis not yet written
Appearing in 6th story
Supporting Characters:
- Hulk (First appearance)
- Captain America (First appearance)
- Wolverine (First appearance)
- Spider-Man (First appearance)
- Thing (First appearance)
- Thor (First appearance)
- Professor X (First appearance)
- Deadpool (First appearance)
- Invisible Woman (First appearance)
- Doctor Doom (First appearance)
- Doctor Octopus (First appearance)
- Thanos (First appearance)
- Magneto (First appearance)
- M.O.D.O.K. (First appearance)
- Silver Sable (First appearance)
- D-Man (First appearance)
- Captain Rectitude (First appearance)
- Hawkeye (First appearance)
- Beyonder (First appearance)
- Mister Fantastic (First appearance)
- Loki (First appearance)
- Ant-Man II (First appearance)
- Jack of Hearts (First appearance)
- Maggott (First appearance)
- The Watcher (First appearance)
- Ghost Rider (First appearance)
- Forbush Man (First appearance)
- Venom (First appearance)
- Iron Man (First appearance)
- Jack O'Lantern (First appearance)
- Iron Fist (First appearance)
- Daredevil (First appearance)
- Cyclops (First appearance)
- Green Goblin (First appearance)
- Man-Thing (First appearance)
- Nick Fury (First appearance)
Races and Species:
- Humans
- Mutants
- Asgardians
- Mutant Titanians
- Cyborgs
- Beyonders
- Frost Giants
- Human-Contraxian Hybrids
- Watchers
- Symbiotes
- Man-Things
- Dogs
- Skrulls
- Traanians
Items:
- Captain America's Uniform
- Wolverine's Suit
- Spider-Man's Suit
- Deadpool's Suit and Katanas
- Fantastic Four Uniforms
- Doctor Doom's Armor
- Magneto's Helmet
- Infinity Gauntlet
- Ant-Man's Suit and Helmet
- Cosmic Cube
- Hawkeye's Suit
- Control-Box
- Ghost Rider's Chain
- Iron Man Armor Model 37
- Shocker's Vibro-Shock Gauntlets
- Cyclops' Visor
- Goblin Armor
Synopsis for 6th story
- Synopsis not yet written
Appearing in "Hacks of Vengeance"
Featured Characters:
- Vision (First appearance)
Supporting Characters:
- Avengers (First appearance)
- Thor (First appearance)
- Hawkeye (Clint Barton) (First appearance)
- Captain America (Steve Rogers) (First appearance)
- Wasp (Janet Van Dyne) (First appearance)
- Ms. Marvel (Carol Danvers) (First appearance)
- Wolverine (Logan) (First appearance)
- Black Panther (T'Challa) (First appearance)
- Iron Man (Tony Stark) (First appearance)
- Early Bird Avengers (First appearance)
- Iron Grandma (First appearance)
- Hawkbifocals (First appearance)
- Great Aunt Woman (First appearance)
- Grey Panther (First appearance)
- Spider-Pop Pop (First appearance)
Other Characters:
- Wyatt Cenac (First appearance)
- Elliott Kalan (First appearance)
- Ultron (Mentioned)
- Ant-Man's Ants (First appearance)
- Daredevil (Matt Murdock) (First appearance)
Races and Species:
Locations:
- Earth-21011 (First appearance)
Items:
- Mjolnir (First appearance)
- Captain America's Uniform and Shield (First appearance)
- Hawkeye's Suit (First appearance)
- Ms. Marvel's Suit (First appearance)
- Panther Habit (First appearance)
- Wolverine's Suit (First appearance)
- Bio-Synthetic Wings (First appearance)
- Iron Man Armor Model 3 (First appearance)
- Ant-Man's Suit and Helmet (First appearance)
- Spider-Man's Suit (First appearance)
- Daredevil's Suit (First appearance)
Vehicles:
- Quinjet (First appearance)
Synopsis for "Hacks of Vengeance"
- Synopsis not yet written
Appearing in "Ask the Marvels"
Featured Characters:
- Cyclops (Scott Summers) (First appearance)
- Mystique (Raven Darkhölme) (First appearance)
- Man-Thing (Ted Sallis) (First appearance)
- Ghost (First appearance)
- Daredevil (Matt Murdock) (First appearance)
- Spider-Man (Peter Parker) (First appearance)
- Hulk (Bruce Banner) (First appearance)
- Wolverine (Logan) (First appearance)
- Dr. Octopus (Otto Octavius) (First appearance)
Supporting Characters:
- Phoenix (Jean Grey) (First appearance)
- Elektra (Grave)
- Gwen Stacy (Corpse, skeleton or other remains)
- Red She-Hulk (Betty Ross) (First appearance)
- May Parker (First appearance)
- J. Jonah Jameson (First appearance)
- Jay Jameson (First appearance)
Antagonists:
- Dark Phoenix (First appearance)
Other Characters:
- Gerard (First appearance; dies)
Races and Species:
Locations:
- Earth-21101 (First appearance)
- Earth (First appearance)
- Tokyo, Japan (Mentioned)
- Earth (First appearance)
Items:
- Cyclops' Visor (First appearance)
- Ghost's Suit (First appearance)
- Daredevil's Suit (First appearance)
- Spider-Man's Suit (First appearance)
- Doctor Octopus' Tentacles (First appearance)
Synopsis for "Ask the Marvels"
- Synopsis not yet written
Appearing in "God Loves, Man Farts"
Featured Characters:
- X-Men (First appearance)
- Wolverine (Logan) (First appearance)
- Cyclops (Scott Summers) (First appearance)
- Professor X (Charles Xavier) (First appearance)
- Iceman (Bobby Drake) (First appearance)
- Beast (Hank McCoy) (First appearance)
- Storm (Ororo Munroe) (First appearance)
- Colossus (Piotr Rasputin) (First appearance)
- Shadowcat (Kitty Pryde) (First appearance)
- Nightcrawler (Kurt Wagner) (First appearance)
Antagonists:
- Hydra (First appearance)
Other Characters:
- Wyatt Cenac (First appearance)
- Elliott Kalan (First appearance)
Races and Species:
Locations:
- Earth-21110 (First appearance)
- Earth (First appearance)
- United States of America (First appearance)
- New York (First appearance)
- Westchester County (First appearance)
- North Salem (First appearance)
- Salem Center (First appearance)
- Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters (First appearance)
- Danger Room (First appearance)
- Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters (First appearance)
- Salem Center (First appearance)
- North Salem (First appearance)
- Westchester County (First appearance)
- New York (First appearance)
- United States of America (First appearance)
- Earth (First appearance)
Items:
- Wolverine's Suit (First appearance)
- Adamantium (on Wolverine's claws) (First appearance)
- Cyclops' Visor (First appearance)
Synopsis for "God Loves, Man Farts"
- Synopsis not yet written
Appearing in "Triple Z"
Featured Characters:
- X-Men (Earth-262626) (First appearance)
- Wolverine (Logan) (Earth-262626) (First appearance)
- Cyclops (Scott Summers) (Earth-262626) (First appearance)
- Professor X (Charles Xavier) (Earth-262626) (First appearance)
- Banshee (Sean Cassidy) (Earth-262626) (First appearance)
- Storm (Ororo Munroe) (Earth-262626) (First appearance)
- Colossus (Piotr Rasputin) (Earth-262626) (First appearance)
- Nightcrawler (Kurt Wagner) (Earth-262626) (First appearance)
- Magneto (Mag Neato) (Earth-262626) (First appearance)
- Hamlet (Earth-262626) (First appearance)
- Meodramatus (Earth-262626) (First appearance)
- Alewife (Earth-262626) (First appearance)
- Sneezgard (Earth-262626) (First appearance)
- Logan (Earth-22626) (First appearance)
- X-Men (Earth-26262) (First appearance)
- Spatula (Earth-26262) (First appearance)
- Oven Mitt (Earth-26262) (First appearance)
- Whisk (Earth-26262) (First appearance)
- Chopping Block (Earth-26262) (First appearance)
Other Characters:
- X-Men (Named only)
- Wolverine (Logan) (Named only)
- Cyclops (Scott Summers) (Named only)
- Professor X (Charles Xavier) (Named only)
- Banshee (Sean Cassidy) (Named only)
- Storm (Ororo Munroe) (Named only)
- Colossus (Piotr Rasputin) (Named only)
- Nightcrawler (Kurt Wagner) (Named only)
- Magneto (Earth-20111) (Named only)
Races and Species:
Locations:
- Earth-20111 (First appearance)
- Earth-22626 (First appearance) (Logan delivered a banana reality)
- Earth-26262 (First appearance) (Kitchen Utensils reality)
- Earth-262626 (First appearance) (Margaret Mary Neato Reality)
Items:
- Cyclops' Visor
- Wolverine's Suit
- Adamantium (on Wolverine's claws)
- Magneto's Helmet
Synopsis for "Triple Z"
- Synopsis not yet written
Appearing in "I Hate Peter Parker"
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Other Characters:
- Mr. Warren (Voice only)
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Synopsis for "I Hate Peter Parker"
- Synopsis not yet written
Appearing in "Abes of Future Past"
Featured Characters:
- Iron Man (Tony Stark) (First appearance)
Supporting Characters:
- Lead Lad / Urchie (Wesley) (First appearance)
Antagonists:
- John Wilkes Booth (First appearance)
- Madame Masque (Whitney Frost) (First appearance)
- Titanium Man (First appearance)
- Crimson Dynamo (First appearance)
Other Characters:
- Wyatt Cenac (First appearance)
- Elliott Kalan (First appearance)
- Abraham Lincoln (First appearance)
- Mary Lincoln (First appearance)
Races and Species:
Locations:
- Earth-2111 (First appearance)
- Earth (First appearance)
- United States of America (First appearance)
- New York (First appearance)
- New York City (First appearance)
- New York (First appearance)
- United States of America (First appearance)
- Earth (First appearance)
Items:
- Iron Man Armor Model 2 (First appearance)
Synopsis for "Abes of Future Past"
- Synopsis not yet written
Solicit Synopsis
GET READY FOR THE MOST EARTH SHATTERING, WORLD DESTROYING, INSURANCE-RATE HIKING, EVENT IN MARVEL HISTORY SINCE THE LAST ONE! Wyatt Cenac and Elliott Kalan of “The Daily Show” lead a cavalcade of comedy’s finest minds to answer the questions about the Marvel Universe you were ashamed to ask! This Fall, the Marvel U will be rocked down to its spandex wearing core! Be ashamed. Be VERY ashamed!
Notes
- Also includes a chart outlining Marvel's "New Outreach Organization for Readers unExperienced with Narrative Entertainment Relating Dynamic Super-sagas", a humorous guide to chart describing how events are "created."
Trivia
- It is a parody of the Fear Itself story arc.