With the DNA we liberated from the grave desecration you call a museum, I have perfected the saurianization process. You rice paper puppets will be given forms befitting Earth's dominant species.
You can rewrite DNA on the fly, and you're using it to turn people into dinosaurs? But with tech like that, you could cure cancer!
But I don't want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs.
Appearing in 1st story
Featured Characters:
Antagonists:
- Stegron the Dinosaur Man (Vincent Stegron)
- Sauron (Karl Lykos)
- Chameleon (Dmitri Smerdyakov) (Impersonates Storm)
- Mojo (Appears on screen)
Other Characters:
- Storm (Ororo Munroe)
- Doop
- Captain America (Sam Wilson)
- Wolverine (James "Logan" Howlett) (Mentioned)
- Godzilla (Mentioned) (Topical Reference)
- Rodan (Mentioned) (Topical Reference)
- Avengers (Mentioned)
Races and Species:
- Humans
- Mutants
- Cyborgs
- Human-Dinosaur Hybrids
- Dinosaurs
- Spineless Ones (Appears on screen)
Realities:
Locations:
Items:
Vehicles:
Synopsis for 1st story
Spider-Man the the Special Class break free of their bonds and battle Sauron and Stegron's dinosaur minions. Unfortunately, the heroes are soon recaptured and led into a scientific facility where Glob Herman in transformed into dinosaur form. Sauron and Stegron eventually get into a fight over Shark-Girl and there battle continues until they drain each others' life force, rendering themselves petrified. Shark-Girl then reveals that she convinced Stegron to reconfigure the settings of the energy ray so that it would turn the dinosaurs back into people. Spider-Man contacts Captain America to help with the aftermath, and Storm appears depending that Spider-Man and his Special Class board the Blackbird immediately. The heroes do so, only to be rendered unconscious by knockout gas. It is then revealed that "Storm" was actually the Chameleon who is now working on behalf of Mojo.
Solicit Synopsis
• Bad Teacher! Spidey’s already gotten his X-students captured by Sauron and Stegron! Can they stop the Savage Land from colonizing Staten Island?
• Traitor! Has Shark Girl really betrayed her classmates for these cold-blooded creeps?
• Romance! Have you ever seen a pteranodon/stegosaurus/shark love triangle? You will if you buy this issue!