Talkin' Bird (Earth-9047)

Talkin' Bird
Name	Unrevealed
Current Alias	Talkin' Bird
Affiliation and Relationships
Affiliation	Guest Host Offengers; Ominous consortium of their most deadly and most implacable enemies; Revengers
Physical Characteristics
Gender	Female
Eyes	Irises: Blue
Hair	Blonde
Origin and Living Status
Living Status	Alive
Reality	Earth-9047
Personal Information
Identity	Secret
Occupation	Superhero
Creators and Appearances
Creators	Peter B. Gillis, Jon Bogdanove
First	What The--?! #1 (April, 1988)
First	What The--?! #1 (April, 1988)

Gee, this is exciting. I sure am glad I joined this spiffy group because I just love the--

—Talkin' Bird[source]

History

The superheroine Talkin' Bird was a member of the super-team Guest Host Offengers. At one time, the Offengers, a group related to hers, was attacked by the misled X-Persons. The Guest Host Offengers, including Talkin' Bird, boarded a quinjet piloted by team member Buckeye, and travelled to the ruins of the Offengers Mansion to join the fray. A number of other superheroes emulated them, with the battle soon escalating.

Later, Talkin' Bird was seen in New York City. Some members of the Fantastical Four were fighting Superbman and, during the struggle, Superbman punched the Thung of the Fantastical Four. The impact broke all of the Thung's rocky coverage, leaving behind just a naked Bem Glumm. Talkin' Bird appeared then and joined three other superheroines, Magnavox, the Scarlett Wench and Tigirl, to grade the man in an impromptu beauty contest; Talkin' Bird gave Glumm the lowest grade of the four referees, with only 8.5 over 10.

The mutie superheroes were gifted and doomed with an S-Factor in their DNA that enormously increased the sales of their comic-book series. A number of non-mutie super-heroes gathered to oppose the most successful muties, the X-Persons, and they created the ominous consortium of their most deadly and most implacable enemies. The consortium tracked the X-Persons with evil intention, although not stealthy—the Scarlett Wench and Slicksilver, two allies of the X-Persons, saw the consortium approach the hideout of the X-Persons. The consortium organized for some other villain teams to attack the X-Persons, weakening them before they arrive. Finally, the consortium found the X-Persons at the beach and attacked, with Talkin' Bird among them. This fight apparently finished with everybody going back home and never talking about this again.

Attributes

Abilities

She does not have the mutie S-Factor in her DNA and, due to this, her appearance in a comic-book series does not hugely boost its sales.

Paraphernalia

Weapons

She carries one short metallic stick in each hand.

See Also

• 5 appearance(s) of Talkin' Bird (Earth-9047)
• 3 image(s) of Talkin' Bird (Earth-9047)
• 1 quotation(s) by or about Talkin' Bird (Earth-9047)