God! You know why people hate you? It's not because you're mutants!! It's because you're all a bunch of @#$@#$ $@$%@ ##@$!! That's why!! You $%^$%^$%^$$^$%^$%#^%#$ $%#^#$%^$%%^!!! AAAGGHHH! 
Appearing in "Jump the Shark"
Featured Characters:
- Spider-Man/Wolverine (Peter Parker/"Logan") (Mind transferred to original body)
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Other Characters:
- New York City Police Department
- Officer Mackey (First appearance)
- Federal Bureau of Investigation (Mentioned)
- Hulk (Bruce Banner) (Mentioned)
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Vehicles:
- Blackbird (Cameo)
Synopsis for "Jump the Shark"
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