Appearing in 1st story
- Subterraneans (Main story and flashback)
- Bug-Eyed Voice (Arthur Bigelow)
- Fact Channel News (Appears on screen)
- J. Jonah Jameson (Appears on screen)
- Gary (a reporter) (First and only known appearance)
- Spider-Man (Peter Parker) (Name only)
- Brad (Doreen's former date) (Mentioned)
- God (Yahweh) (Mentioned)
- Fantastic Four (Only in flashback)
- Iron Man (Tony Stark) (Behind the scenes)
Races and Species:
- Earth (Main story and flashback)
- United States of America
- Rome, Italy (Mentioned)
- Colosseum (Mentioned)
- Subterranea (Main story and flashback)
- Squirrel Girl's Costume
- Mole Man's Staff (Only in flashback)
- Fantastic Four Uniforms (Only in flashback)
- Iron Man Armor (Helmets and Gauntlets only)
Synopsis for 1st story
- Synopsis not yet written
• Mole Man has fallen in love with Squirrel Girl, and he’s holding the world hostage until she goes on a date with him!
• MOLE MEN, am I right??
• Watch as Squirrel Girl gains the help of an unlikely ally! Thrill as two people kiss! BUT WHICH TWO??
• You’ll have to buy the issue to find out, so all I’ll say right now is this:
• IN THIS ISSUE THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE FOR EVERY MARVEL SHIP TO BECOME CANON!!
• “Ship” is short for “relationship,” in case you thought I was talking about, like, Galactus’ “Star Sphere” or Mr. Fantastic’s “Fantasticship” or whatever.
• Anyway, enjoy!!