You may be able to force animals to do things, Melissa, but that doesn't make you a leader. All that makes you is a bully. Real strength -- not just physical, but like, actual strength of character -- is to have all the power to bully someone and not use it. It's when you know that might doesn't make right, even when -- especially when -- you have all the might in the world. It's when you choose to be the bigger person. 
Appearing in 1st story
Featured Characters:
- Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green) (Main story and flashback)
Supporting Characters:
- Tippy-Toe (Main story and flashback)
- Chipmunk Hunk (Tomas Lara-Perez)
- Koi Boi (Ken Shiga)
- Nancy Whitehead
- Mary
Antagonists:
- Melissa Morbeck (Main story and flashback) (Origin revealed)
- Mister Bettany (Controlled by Ms. Morbeck)
- Mister Edwin (Controlled by Ms. Morbeck)
- Numerous zoo animals (Controlled by Ms. Morbeck)
Other Characters:
- U.S. Navy (Mentioned)
- Grace Hopper (First appearance) (Only in flashback)
- President Barack Obama (Mentioned)
- Melissa Morbeck's grandmother (First appearance) (Only in flashback)
- NYPD
- Melissa Morbeck's mother (Mentioned)
- Wednesday (a cat) (Controlled by Ms. Morbeck) (Only in flashback)
- President of the United States (Only in flashback)
- Tony Stark (Only in flashback)
- Friday (Mentioned)
- Lewis Hastings (First appearance) (Only in flashback)
- Rhino (Aleksei Sytsevich) (Mentioned)
- Ant-Man (Scott Lang) (Mentioned)
- Ant-Man Security Solutions (Mentioned)
- Avengers (Mentioned)
- Howard the Duck
- Doctor Doom (Victor von Doom) (Drawing)
- Alfredo the Chicken
- Chef Bear
Races and Species:
- Humans (Main story and flashback)
- Bears (Main story and flashback)
- Cats (Main story and flashback)
- Dogs (Only in flashback)
- Squirrels (Main story and flashback)
- Duckworldians
- Sparkitects (Mentioned)
- Chickens
Locations:
- Earth (Main story and flashback)
- United States of America (Main story and flashback)
- Virginia (Only in flashback)
- Dahlgren (First appearance) (Only in flashback)
- Naval Surface Warfare Center Dahlgren Division (First appearance) (Only in flashback)
- Dahlgren (First appearance) (Only in flashback)
- New York (Main story and flashback)
- New York City (Main story and flashback)
- Manhattan (Main story and flashback)
- East Village
- Midtown (Main story and flashback)
- Times Square (Only in flashback)
- Stark Tower (Only in flashback)
- Times Square (Only in flashback)
- Manhattan (Main story and flashback)
- New York City (Main story and flashback)
- Hudson River (Only in flashback)
- Washington, D.C. (Only in flashback)
- White House (Only in flashback)
- Virginia (Only in flashback)
- Canada (Mentioned)
- United States of America (Main story and flashback)
Items:
- Harvard Mark II (First appearance) (Only in flashback)
- Flying Squirrel Suit (Main story and flashback)
- Iron Man Armor Model 52 (Mentioned)
- Rhino Armor (Mentioned)
- Mark VI (First appearance)
- Pym Particles
- Doctor Doom's Armor (Drawing)
Synopsis for 1st story
- Synopsis not yet written
Solicit Synopsis
• Worst-mentor-ever Melissa Morbeck has trapped Squirrel Girl in her house, surrounded by zoo animals under her control, and laid out her demands: She wants to have... A CHAT.
• Does that not sound exciting enough? What if we were to tell you that this chat ALSO involves punching, shocking revelations, a little bit of cool computer stuff and MACHINE-GUN-WIELDING BEARS, who are as extremely cute as they are extremely deadly??
• Squirrels AND machine-gun bears, all in the same comic?! That’s right. Only SQUIRREL GIRL gives you what you want, assuming you have those two very particular interests!!
• Hopefully you do; we’ve got a lot riding on this.