—Nancy WhiteheadHere's how we're gonna solve your problem, Doreen Green... you're going to try online dating.
Appearing in 1st story
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
Antagonists:
- Black Rats (Only in flashback)
- Mole Man (Harvey Elder)
- Giganto
- Tricephalous
- ⏴ Skreeal ⏵
Other Characters:
- Cosmically Irradiated Tree Lobster (First appearance)
- Tree Lobsters (Only in flashback)
- Nicholas Carlile (First appearance) (Unnamed) (Only in flashback)
- Ant-Man (Scott Lang) (Mentioned)
- Lucky (Mentioned)
- Chipmunk Hunk's date (Mentioned)
- Kraven the Hunter (Sergei Kravinoff) (Named only)
- Galactus (Mentioned)
- Mew (Named only)
- Thanos (Named only)
- M.O.D.O.K. (George Tarleton) (Named only)
- Swarm (Fritz von Meyer) (Named only)
- Doctor Doom (Victor von Doom) (Named only)
- Spider-Man (Peter Parker) (Named only)
- Deadpool (Wade Wilson) (Photo)
- Fancy Dan (Dan Brito)
- Human Torch (Johnny Storm)
- Steve (Doreen's date) (First appearance)
- Nelson Mandela (Mentioned)
- Boomerang (Fred Myers)
- NYPD (Cameo)
- Sentinel #X-42903-22 (First appearance)
- Brad (Doreen's date) (First appearance)
- Howard T. Duck Private Investigations (Mentioned)
- Howard the Duck (Mentioned)
- Silver Surfer (Norrin Radd) (Mentioned)
- God (Yahweh) (Invoked)
- Thor (Jane Foster) (Mentioned)
- Marcus the Centaur Werewolf Symbiote Warrior (Mentioned)
- Dracula (Mentioned)
- Thor (Odinson) (Mentioned)
Races and Species:
- Mutants
- Skrull-Kree Hybrids
- Humans (Main story and flashback)
- Tree Lobsters
- Rats (Only in flashback)
- Squirrels
- Sentinels MK III
- Skrulls (Mentioned)
- Duckworldians (Mentioned)
- Alien Gods (Mentioned)
- Mermaids (Mentioned)
- Kentauros (Mentioned)
- Symbiotes (Mentioned)
- Werewolves (Mentioned)
- Deviant Mutates
Locations:
- Earth (Main story and flashback)
- United States of America
- New York
- New York City
- Manhattan
- Greenwich Village
- Doreen and Nancy's apartment
- Midtown
- Greenwich Village
- Manhattan
- New York City
- New York
- Pacific Ocean (Only in flashback)
- Tasman Sea (Unnamed) (Only in flashback)
- Lord Howe Island (First appearance) (Unnamed) (Only in flashback)
- Ball's Pyramid (First appearance) (Unnamed) (Only in flashback)
- Avengers Island (Mentioned)
- Tasman Sea (Unnamed) (Only in flashback)
- Moon, Earth Orbit (Mentioned)
- United States of America
Items:
- Squirrel Girl's Costume
- Amulets of Power
- Hawkeye's Suit, Bow, and Trick Arrows
- Pym Discs (Mentioned)
- Deadpool's Guide to Super Villains Cards
- Deadpool's Suit (Photo)
- Marcus Symbiote (Mentioned)
- Mole Man's Staff
Vehicles:
- SS Makambo (First appearance) (Unnamed) (Only in flashback)
Synopsis for 1st story
- Synopsis not yet written
Solicit Synopsis
NEW STORY STARTS NOW!
• In this story, Squirrel Girl faces off against a giant monster, AND a gross old man, AND goes on some dates!
• So that’s three challenges right there
• Whether you’re a fan of seeing a squirrel lady punch someone OR a fan of seeing a squirrel lady struggle to make an online dating profile that isn’t weird and embarrassing, this is an excellent comic for you to purchase!
• EVERYONE IS ONE OF THOSE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE -- search your heart and you will find it is true
• Oh P.S., the story is called “I KISSED A SQUIRREL AND I LIKED IT” -- how amazing is that?
• Answer: very