Appearing in "Superbman vs. the Fantastical Four"
Featured Characters:
- Fantastical Four
- Human Scorch
- Mr. Fantastical
- The Thung
- Shrewsan "Shrew" Witchards (née Storm), the Inevitable Woman (née girl) with her Inevitable Force Field
- Superbman / Park Bench
Supporting Characters:
- Cameos (mostly unnamed):
- Scaredevil (Mentioned)
- Spidery-Man (Mentioned)
Antagonists:
- Doctor Bloom / Bon Bloom
- Rex Ruthless
- Mike Modok (in a poster)
- Kinping (Mentioned)
- Ultron
Other Characters:
- Nosey Dame
- The Keeper of the Comics Code
- Maw Bench
- Paw Bench
- Verry Bright (Mentioned)
- John Byrne
Locations:
- Metropopolopolis (Mentioned)
Items:
- Chaplain America's shield
- Sore's hammer Mlarry (Unnamed)
Vehicles:
Synopsis for "Superbman vs. the Fantastical Four"
When journalist Park Bench (secretly Superbman) research around the Fantastical Four's headquarters, the superhero fight seems inevitable! But not everything is what it seems.
Appearing in "The Retirement of Knick Furey, Ex-Agent of S.H.E.E.L.D."
Featured Characters:
- mention: Gayb Joens
Supporting Characters:
Antagonists:
- The Hydra Ladies Auxiliary
- Mildred Abernaphy
- Gertrude from Hydra
Other Characters:
Locations:
Items:
- the Electric Furey Fryer
- expanding hairnet made of vibranium mesh
- The Eternity Formula (Mentioned)
Vehicles:
- S.H.E.E.L.D. unnamed unipersonal flying vehicle
Synopsis for "The Retirement of Knick Furey, Ex-Agent of S.H.E.E.L.D."
Fired by SHEELD, Knick Furey has to adapt to his new life as a retired man - unaware that Hydra is still after him.
Appearing in "Terry Austin's Famous Inker's School Talent Test!"
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- Security guard in a bank
Antagonists:
Other Characters:
Locations:
- A bank
Items:
Vehicles:
Synopsis for "Terry Austin's Famous Inker's School Talent Test!"
A fake ad about Terry Austin's supposed inker school
Appearing in "Woof'r'eam!"
Featured Characters:
- The Hex-men
Supporting Characters:
- Lady Maryjo
- Hellfire Club
Antagonists:
Other Characters:
Locations:
- Dangerous Room
- Fashions by Forbush of Hollywood (Mentioned)
Items:
Vehicles:
Synopsis for "Woof'r'eam!"
A weird story in which Woof'r'eam fights the X-Persons for training and then leaves for a date. Looks like Wolverine's stories of the time.
Appearing in "The Secret, Unsuspected Sanctum Sancyouverymuch of Doctor Deranged"
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
Antagonists:
- Spiral's look-alike
- Magik's look-alike's demon who is a look-alike of Cerebus
- (really) Mindless Ones (Mentioned)
- AC Universe
Other Characters:
- Max (from Sam'n'Max) look-alike
- Astérix look-alike
- Obélix look-alike
- others
- Just-a-League of American (Mentioned)
Locations:
- Cen*sure
- Secret, unsuspected sanctum sancyouverymuch of Doctor Deranged
- beach at Raggadorr (Mentioned)
- Pittsburgh
Items:
Vehicles:
Synopsis for "The Secret, Unsuspected Sanctum Sancyouverymuch of Doctor Deranged"
This parody of Dr. Strange is even more surreal than Dr. Strange's stories: He ends up trapped in DC Universe!
Appearing in "Honest John Novelty and Perilous Items Supply Company"
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
Antagonists:
- Demon Dummy
- Adolf Hitler
Other Characters:
Locations:
Items:
Vehicles:
Synopsis for "Honest John Novelty and Perilous Items Supply Company"
Another fake ad of... stuff. They sell Marvel-related stuff and things.
Trivia
- Byrne's story satirizes his work for the previous several years.
- He created the post-Crisis reboot of Superman, including story elements such as Superman's less-godly powers, Lex Luthor as ruthless billionaire businessman surrounded by miniskirted female minions, and Lois Lane's striking fashion sense. (Ordway also worked on the rebooted Superman.) Ruthless's monologue is an only slightly exaggerated version of Luthor's speech from Superman Vol 2 #2. Even Four Freedoms Plaza resembles Byrne's LexCorp Building.
- Byrne comments in a caption box that it is impossible to satirize Benjamin Grimm's dialogue; he similarly wrote and drew Fantastic Four until the Superman reboot.