Appearing in "Superbman vs. the Fantastical Four"
Featured Characters:
- Fantastical Four
- Human Scorch
- Mr. Fantastical
- The Thung
- Shrewsan "Shrew" Witchards (née Storm), the Inevitable Woman (née girl) with her Inevitable Force Field
- Superbman / Park Bench
Supporting Characters:
Antagonists:
Other Characters:
- Ironed Man (Cameo)
- Sore (Cameo)
- Wolveream (Cameo)
- Spidery-Man (Cameo)
- Ultron (Cameo)
- Galacticus (Cameo)
- Verry Bright (Mentioned)
- Spidery-Man Fan Club (Mentioned)
- Man-Thang (Cameo)
- Mike Modok (Poster)
- AIM (Named only) (On the poster)
- Otto Octavius (Named only)
- The Inedible Bulk (Cameo)
- Kinping (Mentioned)
- Scaredevil (Mentioned)
- The Keeper of the Comics Code
- Chaplain America (Cameo)
- Holey-Moley Man (Cameo)
- Phlash (Cameo)
- Maw Bench
- Paw Bench
- Punk (Cameo)
- She-Bulk (Jennifer-sher Altereds) (Cameo)
- Scarlett Wench (Cameo)
- Talkin' bird (Cameo)
- Tigirl (Cameo)
- Magnavox (Cameo)
- Assault 'n' Battery! (Cameo)
- Plastelongatic Man (Cameo)
- John Byrne
Locations:
Items:
- Chaplain America's shield
- Sore's hammer Mlarry (Unnamed)
Vehicles:
Synopsis for "Superbman vs. the Fantastical Four"
When journalist Park Bench (secretly Superbman) research around the Fantastical Four's headquarters, the superhero fight seems inevitable! But not everything is what it seems.
Appearing in "The Retirement of Knick Furey, Ex-Agent of S.H.E.E.L.D."
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
Antagonists:
- The Hydra Ladies Auxiliary
- Mildred Abernaphy
- Gertrude from Hydra
Other Characters:
- Dick Clark (Mentioned)
- Don Johnson (Mentioned)
- Gayb Joens (Mentioned)
Locations:
Items:
- the Electric Furey Fryer
- expanding hairnet made of vibranium mesh
- The Eternity Formula (Mentioned)
Vehicles:
- S.H.E.E.L.D. unnamed unipersonal flying vehicle
Synopsis for "The Retirement of Knick Furey, Ex-Agent of S.H.E.E.L.D."
Fired by SHEELD, Knick Furey has to adapt to his new life as a retired man - unaware that Hydra is still after him.
Appearing in "Terry Austin's Famous Inker's School Talent Test!"
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- Security guard in a bank
Antagonists:
Other Characters:
Locations:
- A bank
Items:
Vehicles:
Synopsis for "Terry Austin's Famous Inker's School Talent Test!"
A fake ad about Terry Austin's supposed inker school
Appearing in "Woof'r'eam!"
Featured Characters:
- The Hex-men
Supporting Characters:
Antagonists:
- I.R.S
Other Characters:
- Captain Marbles (Mentioned)
- Jonah Hex (Mentioned)
- Human Scorch (Named only)
- Maryjo's father (Mentioned)
Locations:
- Dangerous Room
- Fashions by Forbush of Hollywood (Named only)
Items:
Vehicles:
Synopsis for "Woof'r'eam!"
A weird story in which Woof'r'eam fights the X-Persons for training and then leaves for a date. Looks like Wolverine's stories of the time.
Appearing in "The Secret, Unsuspected Sanctum Sancyouverymuch of Doctor Deranged"
Featured Characters:
Antagonists:
Other Characters:
- Spiral's look-alike
- Klea, aka Cleanex (unnamed)
- Mindless Ones (Mentioned)
- Scarlett Wench
- Scarlett Wench's husband (Mentioned)
- Shroud
- Shame-man
- Illyana Rasputina
- Magik's look-alike's demon who is a look-alike of Cerebus
- Brother Hoodoo
- Ditko (Book Cover)
- Spidey-Man (Logo)
- Max (from Sam'n'Max) look-alike
- Astérix look-alike
- Obélix look-alike
- others
- Just'a League of Americans (Mentioned)
Locations:
- Cen*sure
- Secret, unsuspected sanctum sancyouverymuch of Doctor Deranged
- beach at Raggador (Mentioned)
- Pittsburgh
Items:
Vehicles:
Synopsis for "The Secret, Unsuspected Sanctum Sancyouverymuch of Doctor Deranged"
This parody of Dr. Strange is even more surreal than Dr. Strange's stories: He ends up trapped in DC Universe!
Appearing in "Honest John Novelty and Perilous Items Supply Company"
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
Antagonists:
- Demon Dummy
- Nazi (Mentioned)
Other Characters:
- Newest Universe
- The Eraser
- The Fizzler
- Incredi-Bull
- Dumbo-Man
- The Fantastic Legion of Justice Avengers
- Ironed Man (Referenced)
- Alfalfa Flight (Mentioned)
- Miss Crabtree (Mentioned)
- Dark Spanky (Mentioned)
- Pulverizer (Mentioned)
- Spidey-Man (Mentioned)
- Power Brat-Pack (Mentioned)
- Emilion Estevez (Mentioned)
- Doc Mundane (Mentioned)
- Captain Americana (Mentioned)
- Revengers (Mentioned)
- The Incredible Bulk (Mentioned)
- Wolbeream (Mentioned)
- Silver Surf (Mentioned)
- The Transvestiteformers (Mentioned)
- G.I. Average Joe (Mentioned)
- Ecchs-Men (Mentioned)
- Fantastical Four (Mentioned)
- Snore, God of Slumber (Mentioned)
Locations:
Items:
Vehicles:
Synopsis for "Honest John Novelty and Perilous Items Supply Company"
Another fake ad of... stuff. They sell Marvel-related stuff and things.
Trivia
- Byrne's story satirizes his work for the previous several years.
- He created the post-Crisis reboot of Superman, including story elements such as Superman's less-godly powers, Lex Luthor as ruthless billionaire businessman surrounded by miniskirted female minions, and Lois Lane's striking fashion sense. (Ordway also worked on the rebooted Superman.) Ruthless's monologue is an only slightly exaggerated version of Luthor's speech from Superman Vol 2 #2. Even Four Freedoms Plaza resembles Byrne's LexCorp Building.
- Byrne comments in a caption box that it is impossible to satirize Benjamin Grimm's dialogue; he similarly wrote and drew Fantastic Four until the Superman reboot.