| Melita Garner |  Happy birthday, Logan. It's the first real one you've had in a hundred years. Please, just enjoy it. You deserve it. Still mad at me?  |
| Wolverine (Logan) | Terrence? You sleep on the couch tonight. C'mere. -- (Logan & Melita kiss) |
Appearing in "Happy"
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- Melita Garner
- X-Men
- Avengers
- New Avengers
- Secret Avengers
- Sons of the Tiger
- Fantastic Four
- Deadpool (Wade Wilson)
- Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green) (Mentioned)
- Rolling Stones (Mentioned) (Topical Reference)
- God (Yahweh) (Invoked)
Antagonists:
Other Characters:
- Terrence (First appearance)
- Unnamed policeman (Death)
Races and Species:
- Mutants
- Dogs (Mentioned)
- Humans
- Human-Kree Hybrids
- Squirrels (Mentioned)
Locations:
- Earth
- Canada
- Canadian Wilderness
- Melita and Logan's Cabin
- Buzzard Brothers' Cabin
- Community Police Station
- Canadian Wilderness
- United States of America
- Canada
- Hell (Invoked)
Items:
Vehicles:
- Terrence's Semi truck
Synopsis for "Happy"
Somewhere in the Canadian Wilderness, Logan discovers a truck driver has gone missing, so being Wolverine he investigates. Meanwhile, Melita Garner hosts a surprise birthday party for Logan, and many heroes appear, Deadpool, The Thing, Invisible Woman, Luke Cage & Jessica, along with some familiar faces. Elsewhere, Spider-Man returns to the Avengers Mansion and wonders where they are. Logan eventually finds where the truck driver is located. Now up against cannibal brothers, Logan does what he does best, and cuts off one of the brother's hand. Rescuing the truck driver, and taking the Buzzard brothers to a local police station. Logan returns to his party and brings along Terrence the truck driver. All the heroes at Logan's party are already gone. Melita then tells Logan that today is officially his birthday, and she knows his name is James. She states to Logan that all she wanted was to make him happy. Melita then tells Logan it's the first real one you had in over one-hundred years. Logan and Melita then kiss. Elsewhere, at the police station, the Buzzard brothers get the chance to join the organization known as The Hand.