"I rule me." "I rule me." That gave me strength not so long ago. That little lie. Everyone should be able to say those words and mean them. Male. Female. Black. White. Mutant. Non-mutant...Leaders and losers alike. "I rule me." And nobody should have to fight. if they don't want to. 
Appearing in "Ballad of the Gloryhog"
Featured Characters:
- David Haller
- Blindfold (Ruth Aldine)
- Santi Sardina (First appearance) (Origin revealed)
Supporting Characters:
- X-Men
- Storm (Ororo Munroe) (Vision or hallucination)
- Frenzy (Joanna Cargill) (Vision or hallucination)
- Wolverine (Logan) (Vision or hallucination)
- Doop
- Students
- Pixie (Megan Gwynn)
- Karasu-Tengu (Cameo)
- "All-New Gritty-Urban-Vigilante Street Level Version" Captain Ultra
Antagonists:
- Gorilla-Man (Arthur Nagan)
- Legion's personas
- Tyrannix the Abominoid
- "Charles Xavier"
- Numerous unidentified sub-personalities
- Aarkus the Aetheric (Vision or hallucination)
- Unknown psychic entity
Other Characters:
- Unidentified students, professors, and citizens
- Dr. Nina Ambrose (First appearance) (Appears on screen)
- Spider-Man (Photo)
Locations:
Items:
- Cerebro (Mentioned)
Vehicles:
Synopsis for "Ballad of the Gloryhog"
- Synopsis not yet written
Solicit Synopsis
- Refusing Wolverine’s offer to join the X-Men, David Haller must now decide exactly how he will carry out his father’s legacy.
- But upon venturing into the world on his own, will he be beaconed back to Westchester by his budding fascination with young X-Man Blindfold? And more importantly: How will their future together change the fate of mutantkind?
Notes
- According to David Haller's timeline, had Santi signed up for his school's debate society then he would have been class president by the end of the year, elected to public office within three years, governor by age twenty-eight, and president of the U.S. by thirty-five, the first mutant president.
Trivia
- The website David sends to Blindfold is [1]