Appearing in "If You Think I'm Sexy"
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- Spike Freeman
- Brenda Gutman (First appearance)
- Britney Gutman (First appearance; dies)
Antagonists:
- Brad Gutman (First appearance; dies)
Other Characters:
- Indian and Pakistan soldiers (Corpses)
- Savannah Saxxon (First appearance) (Reporter from Fashion TV)
- Real Live Role Models protesters
- LAPD
- Officer Stone (First appearance)
- Corpses of the Mortuary and their ghosts
Races and Species:
Locations:
- Earth-616
- Earth
- Asia
- North America
- United States of America
- California
- Santa Monica
- X-Statix Tower
- Mortuary
- X-Statix Tower
- Beverly Wilshire Hotel (Mentioned)
- Santa Monica
- California
- United States of America
- Europe (Cameo)
- Paris, France (Mentioned)
- Italy (Cameo)
- Pisa (Cameo)
- Leaning Tower of Pisa (Cameo)
- Milan (Mentioned)
- Rome (Cameo)
- Colosseum (Cameo)
- Pisa (Cameo)
- Germany (Cameo)
- Berlin (Cameo) (Cameo)
- Brandenburg Gate (First appearance) (Cameo)
- Berlin (Cameo) (Cameo)
- London, England, United Kingdom (Mentioned)
- Earth
Items:
- El Guapo's board
Synopsis for "If You Think I'm Sexy"
While X-Statix was on a mission at the India/Pakistan border, Dead Girl was participating in fashion week and was offered a contract reputed to be more than a million dollars a year although some people protested the idea of a "dead body" being a model. As X-Statix watched Dead Girl on television, Spike had Tike find her before the two heroes visited their team's mortuary and met the chief mortician, Brad. Afterwards, Dead Girl picked up a low-level telepathic distress signal from one of her "sisters." At Brad's home, his wife Brenda was upset when he touched Britney after handling dead bodies. Then, Brenda noticed that Britney had put on makeup to resemble Dead Girl before shutting the door on them. Later, Brenda put on Britney's makeup as the latter wished that she was dead and grabbed a gun.
The next day, Britney opened fire on other students at her school. X-Statix arrived outside of the school and Dead Girl confronted her and learned that she was trying to kill herself and take others with her, "as a favor." A police sniper shot at Britney, through Dead Girl, killing the former before the latter caught her and took her to the ground, where her father saw her and took her to the X-Statix mortuary. There, Dead Girl impaled him with her hand and ripped out his heart and she explained to her teammates that she killed him, claiming that he abused them and believed that they had no rights.
Then, the team returned their attention to Kashmir, where they used Dead Girl's powers to determine whether any of the dead soldiers were U.S. citizens. Dead Girl told Venus to take her home, where she used her powers to reanimate Brad and showed him "her sisters" in order to make a point that just because a person was dead, they did not have any rights. Afterwards, Dead Girl had Venus take her to various landmarks around the world before deciding to return home.