Appearing in "X-Statix: The Movie"
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- Spike Freeman
- Solomon O'Sullivan (Death)
- X-Statix: The Movie cast & staff (First appearance)
- El Guapo (Robbie Rodriguez) (First appearance)
- Billy-Bob (Lennox Capriati) (First appearance; dies)
- The Director (First appearance)
- U-Go Girl/Edie Sawyer (Rimi Withnail) (First appearance)
- Unnamed actor playing Tike Alicar/The Anarchist (First appearance; dies)
- Unnamed actor playing Guy Smith/Mister Sensitive
- Dead Girl (Jenny) (First appearance)
- Unnamed actor playing Myles Alfred/Vivisector (First appearance; dies)
Antagonists:
- African rebels/"Mormon rebels"
- Sharon Ginsberg
Other Characters:
- X-Men (Mentioned)
- Professor X (Mentioned)
- Wolverine (Mentioned)
- Mormon Church (Mentioned)
- Barry White (Mentioned)
- William Goldman (Mentioned)
Locations:
Synopsis for "X-Statix: The Movie"
X-Statix, now led by Tike, fought rebels in Africa before returning to their tower. After eating with his team, Tike snuck into Venus' bedroom and examined her suit and hid inside of her bathroom before Guy and Venus found him although the new leader falsely claimed that he became "obsessed with security." Solomon sat by a bedridden Sharon and told her that Professor X could not restore her wings, so she blamed X-Statix before killing Solomon and declaring that she was "checking out."
The cast and crew of X-Statix: The Movie showed the team their set and the director introduced them to their leading lady, Rimi Withnail, who would portray U-Go-Girl, claiming that the public was more interested in seeing their late teammate than Venus. Guy rejected her request to help her with her role before the director also introduced a member named El Guapo although there had never been an X-Statix or X-Force member by that name. Spike claimed that everyone talking about the fighting in X-Statix was good and that their fans were interested and when Myles suggested that Tike fell in love with Venus like in the screenplay, Dead Girl was angered before Guy broke them up.
Then, Guy drove to Rimi and helped her rehearse for her role. Actors portraying Guy, Myles, Billy-Bob, and Tike, they encountered Sharon who declared that she would destroy them. At first, they thought that she was another villain in the movie before she threw the actor portraying Tike through the window of Rimi's trailer before she attacked the real Guy. El Guapo saved Guy from Sharon and later, he nominated him to be their newest member although they also contemplated trying to get Wolverine to join them. When Venus asked Guy what he was doing when the cast was attacked, he claimed that he "thought he knew someone on the set" and was wrong.
Thirty minutes later, X-Statix held a press conference about their mission in Africa and showed the media Doop's edited footage of them fighting Caucasian men rather than African men and the media believed the rumor that a dissident Mormon group was involved.